ALEXANDRA WALSH
Guest Scallywag
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Andy Arson,
sophomore communication major with a minor in “Spongebob”
“F is for fires that we start in Mason
U is for University Police
N is for no witnesses anywhere down here in Mason Hall.”
Mason Fire-Starter,
senior pyro major with a minor in lying
“Dude, I don’t know what you are talking about.”
Joe Flames,
freshman psychology major
“It wasn’t me.”