MONA NUCLEOSIS
Lampoonist
As yet another school year begins, the upperclassmen reminisce on what used to be. With our newfound place in the hierarchy comes new responsibilities, specifically when choosing bae. In an effort to keep the social ladder in order and everyone in their place, I’d like to share a list of a few things to keep in mind while on your quest for love:
If she doesn’t remember …
1. when Calio’s was Zonies
2. buying paninis at Trendz
3. eating at Erie
4. a time when her meal plan had 14 meals
5. Club 35
6. when the drunk bus ran until 3 a.m.
7. the empty lot that is now the Science Center
8. Tim Hortons, open until 11 p.m.
9. when Fred’s was called East Main Grill
10. 41 West
11.when Tully’s was Doon’s
12. Norm
13. when drafts on Thursdays were $0.25
14. the Fref Fest email
15. the old Leader format