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“What do YOU think of the possible impeachment of Donald Trump?”

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ALEXANDRA WALSH
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Monnie Lewinski,

freshman psychology major with an internship at the White House

“He goes to zoom tan, right?”

Lenny D.,

senior environmental science major with a minor in acting

“I heard he takes his private jet everywhere, and that is NOT good for the
environment. If he is impeached, we can save the planet.”

Michael Fence

the sophomore class vice president

“If Donald Trump tweeted the world was flat, I’d believe him because I stand by everything he says. Do I think he’ll be impeached? It’s a possibility, but I hope not.”

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