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“Are YOU the person committing arson in Mason Hall?”

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ALEXANDRA WALSH

Guest Scallywag

Graphic by Fay Patterson

Andy Arson,

sophomore communication major with a minor in “Spongebob”

“F is for fires that we start in Mason

U is for University Police

N is for no witnesses anywhere down here in Mason Hall.”

Mason Fire-Starter,

senior pyro major with a minor in lying

“Dude, I don’t know what you are talking about.”

Joe Flames,

freshman psychology major

“It wasn’t me.”

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