March 6, 2026
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Welcome to your favorite article of the week, Horoscopes! In this edition, I decide which Fredonia activity you should partake in this week. Aries: Email the head of your department and tell them what a fantastic job they’re doing in long, convoluted essay format. Taurus: Reminisce Tim......
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[SATIRE] What’s that, Fredonia?

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat’s your problem? Like, seriously! What’s wrong with you?  MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor This year at SUNY Fredonia, there’s something different about the atmosphere on campus. Namely, everyone seems super stressed and put-down between classes. I, Matthew Baum, took to the streets, eager to seek out just what the major......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: The signs as back to school things

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteALYSSA BUMP Editor in Chief Which back to school thing are you based on your astrological sign? Aries: Post-It notes for your so-called to-do lists. Taurus: A green apple smelly pencil that loses its scent in 24 hours. You disgust me. Gemini: A Jansport backpack to hide all of your......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which SUNY Fredonia building are you?

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hey, incoming students! You’re here because you’re pretty cool. So, I’m making this Scallion article JUST for you (not because Matt asked me to). Welcome to Horoscopes!  Aries: McEwen Hall, because everyone loves your reliability. <3 Taurus: Grissom Hall, because you’re loveable at first, but then people......
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