Campus Humor

[SATIRE] Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 27, 2022September 27, 2022

September 27, 2022September 27, 2022

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Welcome to your favorite article of the week, Horoscopes! In this edition, I decide which Fredonia activity you should partake in this week. Aries: Email the head of your department and tell them what a fantastic job they’re doing in long, convoluted essay format. Taurus: Reminisce Tim......

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[SATIRE] What’s that, Fredonia?

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 27, 2022September 27, 2022

September 27, 2022September 27, 2022

What’s your problem? Like, seriously! What’s wrong with you? MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor This year at SUNY Fredonia, there’s something different about the atmosphere on campus. Namely, everyone seems super stressed and put-down between classes. I, Matthew Baum, took to the streets, eager to seek out just what the major......

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[COMIC] Three Man Hill adventures

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2022September 25, 2022

September 25, 2022September 25, 2022

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[SATIRE] Join the Scallion, save your soul

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 12, 2022September 12, 2022

September 12, 2022September 12, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Hark, all you who stumble upon this page! It is I, a mere pawn to the Scallion Eternal, and I come bearing the opportunity of a lifetime. I have been sent forward to you! You who would capture the spirit of levity in your mind and......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: The signs as back to school things

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 10, 2022September 10, 2022

September 10, 2022September 10, 2022

ALYSSA BUMP Editor in Chief Which back to school thing are you based on your astrological sign? Aries: Post-It notes for your so-called to-do lists. Taurus: A green apple smelly pencil that loses its scent in 24 hours. You disgust me. Gemini: A Jansport backpack to hide all of your......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which SUNY Fredonia building are you?

Contributor to The LeaderJuly 20, 2022July 20, 2022

July 20, 2022July 20, 2022

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hey, incoming students! You’re here because you’re pretty cool. So, I’m making this Scallion article JUST for you (not because Matt asked me to). Welcome to Horoscopes! Aries: McEwen Hall, because everyone loves your reliability. <3 Taurus: Grissom Hall, because you’re loveable at first, but then people......

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Comic: Snow Shoveling Sabotage

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 14, 2022February 14, 2022

February 14, 2022February 14, 2022

Created by NICOLE THORSON...

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[SATIRE] Join the Scallion, you cowards

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 11, 2021October 11, 2021

October 11, 2021October 11, 2021

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Hey. HEY. Listen up, I’m only gonna type this once: Write. For. The. Scallion. There is nothing better than taking 45 minutes or less out of your week to write a silly little article that you make up out of thin air for the college newspaper.......

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[SATIRE] Why I’m pissed we have to wear masks

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 16, 2021September 16, 2021

September 16, 2021September 16, 2021

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag If you live in the United States, or maybe even other places, I’m sure you’ve heard we have to wear masks. This mandate has been in place for a while and it’s caused a bit of a stir. Well, I’ve been ruminating; I don’t think it’s a......

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You’re fully vaxxed now! You can kiss and hold hands!

Contributor to The LeaderMay 17, 2021May 17, 2021

May 17, 2021May 17, 2021

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag I gotta say, I am so freaking excited to be talking about holding hands without feeling bad about it. I don’t know if anyone else remembers, but I love talking about holding hands and maybe kissing. I especially still hold a love for the Willy C’s silhouettes,......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes

[SATIRE] What’s that, Fredonia?

[COMIC] Three Man Hill adventures

[SATIRE] Join the Scallion, save your soul

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: The signs as back to school things

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which SUNY Fredonia building are you?

Comic: Snow Shoveling Sabotage

[SATIRE] Join the Scallion, you cowards

[SATIRE] Why I’m pissed we have to wear masks

You’re fully vaxxed now! You can kiss and hold hands!