May 13, 2026
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Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

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Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesOLIVIA BUECHELER  Special to the Leader  “Croissants au beurre” by Herry Wibisono is free to use under the public domain Three weeks have passed since the Butterlow Oven fire.   The tragic event left Fredonia locals and Dunkirk denizens without a place to go for premium pastries and perfectly cooked sandwiches, and the......
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[SATIRE] ‘Ask Freddy,’ new AI chatbot, tells all!

Megan Kidby
Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY  Scallion Editor  When SUNY Fredonia launched its new campus-wide AI chatbot, Ask Freddy, the goal was simple: provide students with instant answers about residence life and IT help while also giving the IT workers and Residence Life more of a will to live.   However, during my exclusive interview......
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[SATIRE] SUNY Unveils Bold New Strategy to Prepare Students for the Real World

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor In a stunning move that has left students scratching their heads and faculty members questioning their life choices, SUNY has announced a revolutionary plan to overhaul its educational system.  Brace yourselves, folks, because SUNY is cutting all programs, effectively transforming itself into a “Program-Free Zone.” In......
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[SATIRE] What’s that, Fredonia?

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat’s your problem? Like, seriously! What’s wrong with you?  MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor This year at SUNY Fredonia, there’s something different about the atmosphere on campus. Namely, everyone seems super stressed and put-down between classes. I, Matthew Baum, took to the streets, eager to seek out just what the major......
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[SATIRE] Fredonia professor has hilarious bit

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Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag  This article is written for comedic purposes.  A SUNY Fredonia professor is making news across the country for the hilarious bit he’s been doing for years! I’ve been taking a philosophy class with this jokester, and when I heard him blurt out this cheeky joke, the......
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