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[SATIRE] KENERGY: A RETROSPECTIVE

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JACE JACOBS Assistant Scallion Editor Since the release of the “Barbie” movie, a new phenomenon has been sweeping the nation: Kenergy.  Unfortunately, this movement has been misconstrued and overtaken by what I call “Fens” (fake Kens).  Kenergy isn’t for every man, and some men don’t get that. Kenergy is for......
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[SATIRE] Guys, I haven’t gotten COVID-19 yet, and I feel left out >:(

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BRIAN CECALA Scallywag Hey guys, It’s ya boy Brian, local popular writer for the Scallion. It’s been hard these past few years with COVID-19 because everyone keeps getting it, and I haven’t yet! Everyone gets to post fun little stories on their Facebook and cute quarantine photos but not me!......
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[SATIRE] These are my thoughts and you’re going to read them

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JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag So, the Scallion, huh? Isn’t it fun? A little silly? Whatever. Anyway, point is, I’m writing some stuff and I don’t care what you think because I’m a little punk. Chicken Fingers. They’re a bit tasty, but you absolutely have to get them from the right place.......
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[SATIRE] Amid director’s cut fad, “Seinfeld” cut rumors raise eyebrows

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MATTHEW BAUM Editor of the Scallion and “Seinfeld” Aficionado Big news broke last week as Jerry Seinfeld threw his hat into the ring of speculative extended cuts of cultural milestones. Seinfeld, best known for his role as Barry B. Benson in the hit 2007 film, “Bee Movie” announced that he......

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