71.82 F
Fredonia NY
July 5, 2024
Featured

From the Desk of Chloe Kowalyk: Editor in Chief

From the Desk of EJ Jacobs: Life & Arts Editor

From the Desk of Jace Jacobs: Asst. Scallion Editor

From the Desk of Nicole Thorson: Art Director

From the Desk of Henry Domst: Design Editor

From the Desk of Sierra Mills: Chief Copy Editor

[SATIRE] An interview with The Bachelor’s winner, Henry Domst

[OPINION] What COVID-19 inadvertently taught us

ITS unveils stratigic plan for technology

Dr. Kathryn Kendall takes on enrollment

The Leader

Donald Trump

Scallion

What on Earth has he done now? Donald Trump’s actions now popular Google search

Contributor to The Leader
  PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist        On a weekday in Fredonia, there are many things you can engage in for fun. You can watch the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” head to Sunny’s to drown in cheap drinks, or simply Google search “What has Donald Trump done now?” As Trump continues......
Read more
Scallion

Supreme Court rules the First Amendment only applies when you agree with it

Contributor to The Leader
D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist   One of the greatest parts of the U.S. Constitution is the First Amendment, which protects an individual’s right to free speech, protest and overall expression of opinion, more or less. However, with recent and ongoing protests against issues such as police brutality and political insanity,......
Read more
News

First debate watch party draws energized crowd

Contributor to The Leader
COLIN PERRY Editor in Chief   The All-In Challenge continued last night, as students, faculty and community members gathered in the Williams Center Multi-Purpose Room to watch the first televised debate between Democratic candidate for president Hillary Clinton and her Republican counterpart Donald Trump. While the free food and refreshments......
Read more
Opinion

Conservative Corner: The death of transparency  

Contributor to The Leader
CONNOR HOFFMAN News Editor   Politicians have never been the most transparent people out there, but oh boy, do the two candidates we have running now seriously lack any kind of transparency. Hillary Clinton had the nerve to tell people that “I’m the most transparent public official in modern times”......
Read more
Scallion

Clinton collapses during 9/11 ceremony, patriotic Americans lose it

Contributor to The Leader
  D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist   After Colin Kaepernick’s decision to kneel during the national anthem, there has been an uproar from the population of loyal Americans whining about what it means to be respectful and patriotic in their country. Fuel was only added to the fire after a video......
Read more
Scallion

Pummeled to the POTUS: Presidency will be determined through a tag team cage match

Contributor to The Leader
TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor   Get ready for the rumble of a lifetime folks, because “red state” will soon have a whole new meaning. World Wrestling Entertainment has announced that it has signed a contract to determine the next president of the United States. A new approach is being taken......
Read more
Scallion

ElectionSlam 2016: Presidency to be determined through tag-team cage match

Contributor to The Leader
TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor   Get ready for the rumble of a lifetime folks, because “red state” will soon have a whole new meaning. World Wrestling Entertainment has announced that it has signed a contract to determine the next president of the United States. A new approach is being taken......
Read more
Scallion

Making Kaepernickuragua great again: Quarterback turns conquistador, gets own country

Contributor to The Leader
PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   Lately, all the rage and the subject of American grandmothers’ posts have revolved around San Fransisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Kaepernick, a Scorpio from birth, sat during the national anthem during a pre-season NFL game. People at the stadium were enjoying their day at the......
Read more

This website uses cookies to improve your experience. By clicking any link on this page, you are permitting us to set cookies. Accept Read More