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Donald Trump

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Election 2016: Trump blows it bigly, disappears

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesD. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist Not surprisingly, the first presidential debate of 2016 left most Americans in an uproar about the potential leader of the U.S. The situation became significantly more intense, however, when it was announced that Donald Trump had mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter, and that debate moderator Lester Holt......
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Opinion

Conservative Corner: Trump’s night of royal screw-ups

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Reading Time: 3 minutes      CONNOR HOFFMAN Managing Editor The first presidential debate was held on Sept. 26, and Donald Trump was a complete and utter trainwreck the entire night. Honestly, there were so many instances that he could have come up with better replies to questions or retorts to Hillary Clinton’s......
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News

Black Student Union hosts candlelight vigil: Students commemorate black lives lost to police brutality

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Reading Time: 4 minutesJAMES LILLIN Staff Writer Fredonia’s Black Student Union hosted a candlelight vigil on Sept. 28 to remember and celebrate the lives lost to police brutality, as well as to push for change on both a campus and a national level. Attendees were asked to wear all-black in solidarity with the......
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Trump’s tax returns recovered from Clinton’s deleted emails

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Politics in many ways is like chess, and although this year’s political games constantly has the feel of a watered down form of checkers, there are still moves to be made. One strategical move was made last Monday during the presidential debate. This was......
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What on Earth has he done now? Donald Trump’s actions now popular Google search

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist        On a weekday in Fredonia, there are many things you can engage in for fun. You can watch the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” head to Sunny’s to drown in cheap drinks, or simply Google search “What has Donald Trump done now?” As Trump continues......
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Supreme Court rules the First Amendment only applies when you agree with it

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Reading Time: 2 minutesD. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist   One of the greatest parts of the U.S. Constitution is the First Amendment, which protects an individual’s right to free speech, protest and overall expression of opinion, more or less. However, with recent and ongoing protests against issues such as police brutality and political insanity,......
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News

First debate watch party draws energized crowd

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Reading Time: 2 minutesCOLIN PERRY Editor in Chief   The All-In Challenge continued last night, as students, faculty and community members gathered in the Williams Center Multi-Purpose Room to watch the first televised debate between Democratic candidate for president Hillary Clinton and her Republican counterpart Donald Trump. While the free food and refreshments......
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Opinion

Conservative Corner: The death of transparency  

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCONNOR HOFFMAN News Editor   Politicians have never been the most transparent people out there, but oh boy, do the two candidates we have running now seriously lack any kind of transparency. Hillary Clinton had the nerve to tell people that “I’m the most transparent public official in modern times”......
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Clinton collapses during 9/11 ceremony, patriotic Americans lose it

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist   After Colin Kaepernick’s decision to kneel during the national anthem, there has been an uproar from the population of loyal Americans whining about what it means to be respectful and patriotic in their country. Fuel was only added to the fire after a video......
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