April 23, 2026
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Same sex marriage destroys sanctity of marriage Gay couples challenge ideas of unhappiness

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   We were all warned about how gay marriage would ruin marriage for the normal people. After Obergefell v. Hodges, the landmark court case that ensured gay marriage would be legal in all 50 states, lives of straight Americans have been ultimately uprooted. The traditional rule......
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Drunk freshman swears he’s ‘not that drunk’

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Special to The Lampoon   Some people just can’t hold their liquor — especially freshmen. Such was proven when a drunken freshman was arrested at the fountain by University Police last week. The freshman, who remains unidentified, was just returning from his first party. According to partygoers, he......
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Planned Parenthood funding reattributed to defense spending

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: < 1 minutePHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist   Much controversy has recently surrounded the decision to defund Planned Parenthood. The organization is well-known for its abortion services — though those services are only 3 percent of all that Planned Parenthood offers. Now that the almost $600 million organization has been defunded by the......
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A conversation with Steve Moses

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 8 minutesAMANDA DEDIE Assistant News Editor   News spread like wildfire when the news broke that Steve Moses, a senior from Gouverneur, New York majoring in music and audio engineering, would be a contestant in season 17 of the reality TV show “Big Brother.” While Steve had a rocky start, Fredonians......
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Biology professor shares thoughts on Daraprim

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesCONNOR HOFFMAN Staff Writer   According to the Washington Post, Martin Shkreli, a 32-year-old hedge fund billionaire, became the recent target of enormous criticism. Shkreli achieved this when he decided to raise the price of Daraprim — a new drug his company Turing Pharmaceuticals had purchased — from $13.50 to......
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The nightmare on Trump Street Bloody Mary folklore also applicable to Donald Trump’s name

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDEVON HEADLEY Special to The Lampoon   There is a myth that dates all the way back to June 16, 2015. Many people are terrified of this tale — they wouldn’t dare say this man’s name because of the fear of being haunted by his ghastly hairpiece. This tale was......
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