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Deny Trump, whatever it takes Could a contested convention be in the GOP’s future?

Contributor to The Leader
CONNOR HOFFMAN Assistant News Editor   It seems lately that the talk about the Republican National Convention has focused on having what’s called a “contested convention” rather than having a convention that, effectively, was a coronation for Donald Trump. A contested convention is what happens when none of the nominees......
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Scallion

Health benefits of electing donald trump

Contributor to The Leader
G. RAVIOLI Special to the Trumpoon      From nervous anticipation to promising excitement, the Super Tuesday turnout revealed just what we’ve been hoping for — Donald J. Trump is leading the way for the Republican presidential candidacy. There have been uncertainties as to whether or not Trump’s gripping campaign......
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Scallion

Every great America needs great guns All the guns are belonging to Trump

Contributor to The Leader
  JESSICA D’NONSENS Trumpoonist   HOUSTON — We have a problem in America: All of our guns are being taken. Where are they going? If future C.E.O. of America Donald Trump plays his cards right — which he will — they’ll all be going to him. A recent viral video......
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Opinion

Web Exclusive: A Crazy Super Tuesday

Contributor to The Leader
CONSERVATIVE CORNER   CONNOR HOFFMAN Assistant News Editor   This March 1 certainly was a crazy Super Tuesday for both parties. This election has really shown just how divided the parties are. The Republicans had primaries in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, Virginia and Wyoming.......
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Scallion

Cruz speaks ‘Mexican,’ Trump calls for deportation

Contributor to The Leader
  TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor   The candidates for the GOP are far from representing the “Grand Old Party,” as its abbreviation implies. However, love them or hate them, the Republican GOP candidates provide debates that equate to children fighting over the last lollipop from a suspicious white van.......
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News

‘House of Clinton’ How the cards might fall for Hillary

Contributor to The Leader
CONNOR HOFFMAN Staff Writer   Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been one of the biggest names in politics for a while, but her national spotlight may be coming to an end this election season. I believe that we are seeing the fall of the “House of Clinton,” and......
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Scallion

Trump to Sanders: ‘You’re Fired!!’ The Donald shoots Sanders, media lets it go

Contributor to The Leader
  JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist   This political season has been ablaze with scandals: from incestuous remarks Donald Trump made about his daughter to “I-Robot” star Hillary Rodham Clinton, and of course the gorgeous (albeit pathetically polling) piece of man-candy that is Martin O’Malley. The only thing we’ve come to expect......
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