Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton announces presidential bids in 2020, 2024, 2028 and so on

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 18, 2016September 1, 2019

November 18, 2016September 1, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon In grandiose fashion, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton lost her bid for the White House last week. After giving her concession speech, she seemingly disappeared from the public spotlight. All of the pro-Clinton individuals of the country need not worry, however. She does not......

Scallion

Upstate citizens campaign to build wall around NYC

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 18, 2016August 25, 2019

November 18, 2016August 25, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist Only days after Donald Trump won the presidency, New York Republicans are threatening to build a wall around the highly populous and liberal New York City in an attempt to make New York “red again.” Feeling scared and confused for the 100th time this year, the......

Scallion

‘What the Fuck?’ Nation Asks Self

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 18, 2016August 25, 2019

November 18, 2016August 25, 2019

KILGORE TROUT Guest Lampoonist Since the shocking victory of Republican nominee for president Donald Trump’s campaign last week, reports confirm a sizeable increase in the number of Americans citizens turning on the TV, scratching their heads for a moment, then exclaiming angrily, “Is this a goddamn joke?” For the first......

News

Students react to election results with surprise, concern

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 16, 2016August 16, 2019

November 16, 2016August 16, 2019

DAN ORZECHOWSKI Staff Writer The night after the election, students poured into the Williams Center to discuss the electoral results together at an organized, open meeting. For many, the presidential election caused distress and concern. Voices were choppy, and tears were shed. Students often stumbled and paused as they spoke......

Scallion

A look at a post-election future for the US

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2016August 25, 2019

November 10, 2016August 25, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon As this country reaches the end of the lunacy-filled nightmare that is our election cycle, it has now become time to look ahead at what the future has in store for us on our decision as a nation. At the time of the release......

Opinion

Editorial: In 2016 race, the American people lose

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 9, 2016September 2, 2019

November 9, 2016September 2, 2019

Editorial: In 2016 race, the American people lose By the time you’re reading this, barring a contested election, the U.S. will have decided who will be entering the White House in January in order to lead the country for the next four years. At press time, we don’t know who......

Scallion

Trump spends $2 billion to nuke China: Republican nominee still polls at 40 percent

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 4, 2016September 9, 2019

November 4, 2016September 9, 2019

KEITH MYATH Guest Lampoonist In his latest string of bizarre antics, news broke late Tuesday night that Donald Trump has shelled out more than $2 billion of his own money to drop a nuclear missile on China. “First of all, it’s pronounced Chee-eye-na,” said Trump in a recent......

News

The Student’s Guide to the Election

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 4, 2016August 16, 2019

November 4, 2016August 16, 2019

DAN ORZECHOWSKI Staff Writer Are you stuck on the fence when it comes to voting? If so, here’s where presidential nominees Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump stand on some issues that have a significant impact on college students. College Affordability In the third presidential debate, Clinton said she believes......

Opinion

From the Desk Of Connor Hoffman, Managing Editor

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 4, 2016August 16, 2019

November 4, 2016August 16, 2019

CONNOR HOFFMAN Managing Editor This current election and the rise of Donald Trump has really made me challenge my beliefs and question if being a Republican is what it once used to be. Ronald Reagan switched from being a Democrat to being a Republican in 1962, and he explained......

Scallion

In memory of American Decency

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2016August 25, 2019

November 3, 2016August 25, 2019

D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist U.S. citizens across the country are mourning the long-anticipated death of American Decency. While its stamina was sort of up in the air for quite some time, American Decency had undoubtedly experienced an astronomical drop in strength this past year. American historians had initially predicted......

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Hillary Clinton announces presidential bids in 2020, 2024, 2028 and so on

Upstate citizens campaign to build wall around NYC

‘What the Fuck?’ Nation Asks Self

Students react to election results with surprise, concern

A look at a post-election future for the US

Editorial: In 2016 race, the American people lose

Trump spends $2 billion to nuke China: Republican nominee still polls at 40 percent

The Student’s Guide to the Election

From the Desk Of Connor Hoffman, Managing Editor

In memory of American Decency