Fairy Godmother

Fairy Goddaughter, September 4, 2019

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 4, 2019September 4, 2019

September 4, 2019September 4, 2019

Dear Fairy Goddaughter, Last year, I made this great group of friends. We did everything together from Willies to Walmart. You didn’t see one of us without seeing all of us. It was my first time having a real group like that. Then, over the summer, we barely saw each......

Scallion

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 13, 2019August 15, 2019

February 13, 2019August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, Valentines Day is coming up and I’m not sure how to celebrate. I’ve been so busy since starting school that I haven’t had time to even think about dating or relationships. I’m probably just going to buy some cheap chocolate the day after and wallow in......

Scallion

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2019August 15, 2019

February 8, 2019August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, My grandma called me yesterday to make sure I had enough water and non perishables to survive this polar vortex. I didn’t realize I was supposed to have a blanket in my car or that my car might not start. I’m new at this. Do you......

Scallion

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 13, 2018August 15, 2019

December 13, 2018August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, Another story in this week’s issue of The Leader is about pay-inequity and gender discrimination. Don’t you think it’s a little overdramatic to be talking about this in a school newspaper? I come here to read funny anecdotes and find out about campus events, not to have......

Scallion

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018August 15, 2019

November 28, 2018August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, Thanksgiving was SO relaxing, how am I supposed to come back to school for another month? The cold weather and finals make me miserable just thinking about it. My roommate also keeps playing Christmas music even though I’ve told him it gives me a headache. Do you......

Scallion

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 7, 2018August 15, 2019

November 7, 2018August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, As you know, Halloween was last week. When I went to the store to buy the finishing touches for my costume, I found that all of the spooky stuff was gone, replaced by the sickening aroma of gingerbread and pine. It wasn’t even November yet. Now,......

Life & Arts

Ask Fairy Godmother

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 31, 2018November 14, 2018

October 31, 2018November 14, 2018

Dear Fairy Godmother, Last weekend, I had to go back home for a few days for an appointment. When I came back, I walked in to find that my roommate and some of her friends completely decked out our room in Halloween decorations, complete with black spider webs and creepy......

Scallion

Ask Fairy Godmother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2018August 15, 2019

September 28, 2018August 15, 2019

Dear Loyal Readers, This week ‘tis I writing you the letter as a nice change of pace. I’ve come to learn that many of you are first years as most of the questions I receive pertain to the transition into academia and communal living. Well this week I’m going to......

Scallion

Ask Fairy Godmother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 20, 2018August 15, 2019

September 20, 2018August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, My mom always told me that the friends she made in college were the friends she kept for life. I’m a freshman this year so I was really hoping Mom’s wisdom would prove to be true, but I’m starting to doubt it. I live in a suite......

Scallion

Ask Fairy God Mother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 7, 2018

September 7, 2018

Dear Fairy Godmother, I’m new on campus and even though it’s only been a week, I keep seeing this cute girl around. She’s in a bunch of my classes, and whenever I go to Willies she’s in there sitting with her friends. I’ve started going out of my way to......

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Fairy Goddaughter, September 4, 2019

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Ask Fairy Godmother

Ask Fairy Godmother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Ask Fairy Godmother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Ask Fairy God Mother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch