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Must-watch fall TV schedule

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 13, 2017

September 13, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Lampoon Editor Fall is just around the corner, which obviously means one thing: the return of fall TV! Whether you live for reality shows or prefer to binge-watch every show Netflix has to offer, these seven masterpieces, compiled by a slightly-overtired TV critic, are just what......

Life & Arts

Festivals Fredonia to kick off 22nd annual Red, White and Blues fest

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 6, 2017August 17, 2019

September 6, 2017August 17, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesBETHANY CLANCY Staff Writer For 22 years, a local non-profit group, called Festivals Fredonia, has been putting on the Red, White and Blues festival in downtown Fredonia. It’s a two-day free music festival featuring red and white wines from local wineries along with blues styled music in Barker Commons.......

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Police Notters

Contributor to The LeaderAugust 30, 2017

August 30, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Lampoon Editor Monday, August 28, 2017 Thirty-eight students were rushed to Lograsso Hall in a blind panic Sunday evening, each complaining of sore eyes and sunspots. When one student was asked why he ignored the near-constant warnings circulating the internet about the eclipse, he could only......

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Tips on How to Pass Your Finals with Flying Colors

Contributor to The LeaderMay 3, 2017

May 3, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutes EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist As Finals Week approaches, now is totally the best time to experiment with some new study methods! Try to find your inner study god(dess) by hiking to the top of the nearest snowy mountain and meditating for a week. Panic when you......

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Astronauts refuse to return from ISS until people of Earth calm the hell down

Contributor to The LeaderMay 3, 2017

May 3, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutes EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist The astronauts on the International Space Station know better than anyone what it means to be scared: suspended hundreds of feet off of the Earth’s surface for months at a time. The crew’s official mission is to conduct research and finish......

News

Lend a Paw dog walk brings canines across campus

Contributor to The LeaderApril 26, 2017

April 26, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesCAMRY DEAN Staff Writer This past Sunday was the perfect day for live music, dog-walking and doing your part to raise awareness and support a good cause. HAIL! Fredonia Records, Fredonia’s resident record label, held the Lend a Paw dog walk to raise money for the Institute for Autism Research......

News

Food trucks flock to Fredonia for first-ever festival

Contributor to The LeaderApril 26, 2017

April 26, 2017

Reading Time: < 1 minuteNUNET CLITANDRE Staff Writer On Thursday, April 27, the Office of International Education will present Fredonia’s first-ever Food Truck Thursday from 11:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Food trucks from all around western New York will be on campus selling unique eats and treats right out of Jewett Hall’s parking......

News

Village and University prep for ‘Fred Fest’

Contributor to The LeaderApril 26, 2017

April 26, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesJORDAN PATTERSON News Editor The annual Fredonia party to end all parties is upon the small community yet again: Fred Fest. Depending on who you ask, the response to those two words will either be negative or positive and sometimes in the small grey area in between. This year......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderApril 26, 2017

April 26, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesFORREST ECKERT and JACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon and Staff Lampoonist Thursday, April 20, 2017 On Thursday night, a student was found wandering the road looking into holes. When questioned, the student responded that he was looking for pot. Friday, April 21, 2017 A ballerina filed a......

Sports

The legend of Pinto Ron

Contributor to The LeaderApril 26, 2017

April 26, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesCURTIS HENRY Sports Editor Ken Johnson’s streak of 373 consecutive Buffalo Bills games attended is impressive, but it isn’t impressive enough. At the least, it is not impressive enough for the man who is affectionately known in Buffalo and nationwide as the ultimate fan. “Yeah, it’s at 373 games.......

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Must-watch fall TV schedule

Festivals Fredonia to kick off 22nd annual Red, White and Blues fest

Police Notters

Tips on How to Pass Your Finals with Flying Colors

Astronauts refuse to return from ISS until people of Earth calm the hell down

Lend a Paw dog walk brings canines across campus

Food trucks flock to Fredonia for first-ever festival

Village and University prep for ‘Fred Fest’

Police Notter

The legend of Pinto Ron