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Supreme Court rules the First Amendment only applies when you agree with it

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016August 25, 2019

September 28, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesD. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist One of the greatest parts of the U.S. Constitution is the First Amendment, which protects an individual’s right to free speech, protest and overall expression of opinion, more or less. However, with recent and ongoing protests against issues such as police brutality and political insanity,......

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First debate watch party draws energized crowd

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 27, 2016August 16, 2019

September 27, 2016August 16, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesCOLIN PERRY Editor in Chief The All-In Challenge continued last night, as students, faculty and community members gathered in the Williams Center Multi-Purpose Room to watch the first televised debate between Democratic candidate for president Hillary Clinton and her Republican counterpart Donald Trump. While the free food and refreshments......

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Cranston now offers choke-free food

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 21, 2016

September 21, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor After a wild week of students choking left and right, Cranston Marche is now scrapping its entire menu and replacing it with food you can’t choke on, even if you tried. The change became official when, surprise, another student choked on the food in Cranston.......

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New library printers lead to robot uprising

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 14, 2016

September 14, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesV. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist As is well known to all Fredonia students, the world this past year has been nothing short of a calamity — one disaster after another without any foreseeable sign of resolution. With no hope left for humanity, the long-mocked prophecy of sci-fi writers throughout......

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A thank you letter from your colon: Recent sewage disaster forces campus-wide Willy C fast

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 12, 2016August 17, 2019

September 12, 2016August 17, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesV. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist Dear Innkeeper, As you know, we essentially have one of the most intimate relationships anyone can ever experience. You’ve shared your deepest darkest desires with me, whether I asked to know them or not. One of which, if you don’t mind me mentioning, is......

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Starting the year off with a jam: Spectrum helps students say “aloha”

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 4, 2016

September 4, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes [metaslider id=7433] AMBER MATTICE Reverb Editor The first week of school is usually riddled with the stress of new classes, being surrounded by new people and for those returning, getting back into the college student routine. Despite these worries, there is so much about campus life that makes......

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10th annual BJ’s Fest brings a barrage of bands

Contributor to The LeaderMay 1, 2016August 15, 2019

May 1, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutesMARIA MELCHIORRE Staff Writer Today and tomorrow will see the 10th annual BJ’s Fest. BJ’s, the Fredonia downtown staple, has been slinging drinks, serving greasy food and hosting great local bands since 1933. This 10th anniversary event will feature seven bands from the western and central New York areas.......

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Cleaning up Fredonia Rotaract club gives back

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2016

April 22, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesJAMES LILLIN Staff Writer Walking around the Fredonia campus is usually a pleasant time, with breathtaking foliage and relatively clean streets. Still, sophomore musical theatre major Patrick Brett makes a good point: “There are a lot of cigarette butts on the ground for a smoke-free campus.” The garbage situation only......

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The Trumpacabra: fact or fiction?

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2016August 25, 2019

April 22, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist Human tangerine and outhouse Donald Trump went missing over the weekend. He was last seen eating at a Little Caesars with his wife, Melania Trump, in southern Texas. On Monday, a phone call was received by the Lampoon. The area code was Mexican in nature.......

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Eating healthy in college made possible Enactus introduces AgriMobile

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016

April 17, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesCHARLES PRITCHARD Staff Writer With the hustle and bustle of everyday college life, it can be difficult for students to get out to the local farmers market. AgriMobile.org, a joint product of Fredonia Enactus and the Fredonia Farmers’ Market, is taking steps to help bring the farmers market to......

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10th annual BJ’s Fest brings a barrage of bands

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