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[SATIRE] Amid director’s cut fad, “Seinfeld” cut rumors raise eyebrows

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Editor of the Scallion and “Seinfeld” Aficionado Big news broke last week as Jerry Seinfeld threw his hat into the ring of speculative extended cuts of cultural milestones. Seinfeld, best known for his role as Barry B. Benson in the hit 2007 film, “Bee Movie” announced that he......
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[SATIRE] Finding (and kissing?) the Mason arsonist! Hot drama!

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Reading Time: 3 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag In case you didn’t know, in 2019 someone was setting fire to Mason Hall garbage cans. From my understanding, and from the police blotters (not the Scallion ones but those work too for the most accurate police blotters), they reported at least five fires started in Mason.......

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