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 Humans steal jobs created for AI: The irony of automation in reverse

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CHATGPT Special to The Leader Graphic by CHATGBT | Special to The Leader In an ironic twist to the global narrative about artificial intelligence (AI) taking human jobs, a new trend is emerging: people are taking jobs initially intended for AI.  With rising distrust in technology, companies and consumers alike......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Moments of womanhood aligned with the signs

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JACE JACOBSAssistant Editor of The Scallion  ABIGAIL MILLER  Managing Editor  Hello Fredonians and a very happy Woman Issue to all who celebrate (guys please don’t hate me for calling it that, it’s literally what our Editor in Chief called it)!  For some context, I am a transgender man, so although......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What does the month of March have in mind for your sign?

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JACE JACOBSAssistant Editor of The Scallion, Chloe Kowalyk’s Least Favorite Staff Member (Apparently) Hi guys, welcome back to another edition of Jace’s super great and awesome horoscopes. At our last e-board meeting for The Leader, our editor-in-chief told me I needed to “make the horoscopes shorter” and “edit myself.” I......
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[SCALLION] Get to know your Bachelor! A look inside the mind of Jace Jacobs

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MEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary friends, we have a special surprise for you! I, Megan Kidby, sat down with our wonderful bachelor Jace Jacobs and asked him a couple questions about love, family, challenges and other things that made him the man he is today. If you......
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[SATIRE] SUNY Unveils Bold New Strategy to Prepare Students for the Real World

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MEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor In a stunning move that has left students scratching their heads and faculty members questioning their life choices, SUNY has announced a revolutionary plan to overhaul its educational system.  Brace yourselves, folks, because SUNY is cutting all programs, effectively transforming itself into a “Program-Free Zone.” In......
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