March 6, 2026
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 Humans steal jobs created for AI: The irony of automation in reverse

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Reading Time: 4 minutesCHATGPT Special to The Leader Graphic by CHATGBT | Special to The Leader In an ironic twist to the global narrative about artificial intelligence (AI) taking human jobs, a new trend is emerging: people are taking jobs initially intended for AI.  With rising distrust in technology, companies and consumers alike......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Moments of womanhood aligned with the signs

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Reading Time: 4 minutesJACE JACOBSAssistant Editor of The Scallion  ABIGAIL MILLER  Managing Editor  Hello Fredonians and a very happy Woman Issue to all who celebrate (guys please don’t hate me for calling it that, it’s literally what our Editor in Chief called it)!  For some context, I am a transgender man, so although......
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[SATIRE] Women are funny… yeah I said it.

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor I believe women are funny despite what Dan Schnieder thinks. In a world teeming with age-old debates, from the existence of extraterrestrial life to the proper way to hang toilet paper, one question continues to perplex and bemuse scholars and comedians alike: are women funny?  This......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What does the month of March have in mind for your sign?

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJACE JACOBSAssistant Editor of The Scallion, Chloe Kowalyk’s Least Favorite Staff Member (Apparently) Hi guys, welcome back to another edition of Jace’s super great and awesome horoscopes. At our last e-board meeting for The Leader, our editor-in-chief told me I needed to “make the horoscopes shorter” and “edit myself.” I......
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[SCALLION] Get to know your Bachelor! A look inside the mind of Jace Jacobs

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Reading Time: 3 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary friends, we have a special surprise for you! I, Megan Kidby, sat down with our wonderful bachelor Jace Jacobs and asked him a couple questions about love, family, challenges and other things that made him the man he is today. If you......
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[SATIRE] SUNY Unveils Bold New Strategy to Prepare Students for the Real World

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor In a stunning move that has left students scratching their heads and faculty members questioning their life choices, SUNY has announced a revolutionary plan to overhaul its educational system.  Brace yourselves, folks, because SUNY is cutting all programs, effectively transforming itself into a “Program-Free Zone.” In......
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[SATIRE] Quiz: Which nostalgic computer game are you?

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Reading Time: 3 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor I’m gonna be honest with y’all, I’ve been really sad recently.  Sh*t just happens and you feel like you’re not slaying the haus down boots queen wig like you really want to.  When that happens, I play Wizard 101.  What game should you play?  Take this......
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[SATIRE] The Wizard: Fredonia’s most magical student

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Reading Time: 3 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor THE WIZARD | Special to The Leader If you’re like me, you’re on the Fredonia Snapchat stories way too often. You scroll through and see the freshmen asking where certain things are, the other people dogging on the freshmen for not knowing where those things are......
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