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Horoscopes: Election edition

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 2, 2020November 2, 2020

November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

Reading Time: < 1 minuteHANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag This week, we have a special edition of the horoscopes. These are the people that each of the signs would vote for. Aries: You will not be voting at all because you’re pissed off at the establishment. Taurus: You will be writing in Elizabeth Warren, because......

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Contributor to The LeaderOctober 17, 2020October 17, 2020

October 17, 2020October 17, 2020

Reading Time: < 1 minuteHANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag aries: (you are small in this scenario) hello littel tiney babie you are small! !!!! taurus: ~~~~~~~~~living lifeeeeee <3 gemini: move it move it babey i know u love to dance! cancer: squeak squeak lil mousey babie so small!!!!!!!!! leo: nothing bad ever happens to the......

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Contributor to The LeaderOctober 9, 2020October 9, 2020

October 9, 2020October 9, 2020

Reading Time: 2 minutesHANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag aries: take a nap. you deserve it. also, i wish i was taking a nap right now instead of writing the horoscopes. taurus: guess what i just bought at tj maxx! i got some cool skincare products and i’m really excited to try them out. let’s......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2020September 28, 2020

September 28, 2020September 28, 2020

Reading Time: 2 minutesHANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag aries: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – you, this week. taurus: ok so are you going to send aquarius the homework for math 115 or what… gemini: wow, you’ve got a lot of people in your tinder dm’s for someone who’s supposed to be quarantining. cancer: i’m sensing some chaotic......

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Horoscopes, 9/12

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 12, 2020September 12, 2020

September 12, 2020September 12, 2020

Reading Time: < 1 minuteHANNAH BLIDYStaff Scallywag aries: corona got you down? check out scorpio for some tips 🙂 !! taurus: you deserve a drink for everything you’ve been dealing with. obviously an age-appropriate non-alcoholic drink if you’re under 21. maybe like a capri sun or something. gemini: (italian accent) i got a pizza......

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Horoscopes 5/6/2020

Contributor to The LeaderMay 6, 2020May 6, 2020

May 6, 2020May 6, 2020

Reading Time: < 1 minuteALEXANDRA WALSHProfessional selfie-taker and simp Aquarius: You came to The Leader the day of your daughter’s wedding to read your horoscope? Pisces: Don’t let these horoscopes define who you are. Aries: Your horoscope 10,000% defines who you are. Don’t listen to Pisces. Taurus: I miss you as much as dads......

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Horoscopes 5/2/2020

Contributor to The LeaderMay 2, 2020May 2, 2020

May 2, 2020May 2, 2020

Reading Time: < 1 minuteALEXANDRA WALSH Professional comedian and frozen pizza cooker Aquarius: I love and miss you people. Pisces: I bet you’d look beautiful, even with a face mask on. Aries: Aries?? More like HAIR-ES. Just because there’s a stay @ home order doesn’t mean we let ourselves go. Shave, please. Taurus: Finally,......

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Horoscopes 4/11/2020

Contributor to The LeaderApril 11, 2020April 7, 2020

April 11, 2020April 7, 2020

Reading Time: < 1 minuteALEXANDRA WALSH Guest Scallywag Aquarius: COVID-19? More like Hoevid-19, Aquarius. I see you on Tinder. Pisces: Wash your hands please, thank you. Aries: Social-distance yourself from Geminis… They are never good to quarantine with. Taurus: I know you miss the cutie you used to see every MWF in your class,......

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Horrorscopes

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 30, 2019October 30, 2019

October 30, 2019October 30, 2019

Reading Time: < 1 minuteARIES You aren’t winning that costume contest this year. TAURUS You’re really being a sexy mermaid … Don’t drown in the creek … or do LEO Vampires like blood … especially yours, Leo. VIRGO You are a trick and a treat, Virgo. Yummmmm. CANCER Freddy’s coming to get you. GEMINI......

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Contributor to The LeaderOctober 23, 2019October 21, 2019

October 23, 2019October 21, 2019

Reading Time: < 1 minuteARIES It seems like it mightbe time for you to riseand shine. TAURUS This weekend you willbe rising and shining. LEO #riseandshine VIRGO Don’t bet on sports.You’ll end up losing allyour money and youwon’t be happy whenyou rise and shine. CANCER Rise and shine. LIBRA Libra, you walk too slowin......

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