Our HONEST AND UNBIASED review of ‘A Sitdown With Brock’ series finale
Well, folks, here we are — “A Sitdown with Brock Papke” has officially “wrapped,” though technically, it’s more like a cliffhanger....
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What will your sign do after graduation?
ABIGAIL MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Graduating Senior As I near the end of my undergraduate career at SUNY Fredonia, I’m left looking back on the experiences here that have shaped me. Positive and negative, the events I’ve endured here have made an impact on the person I am today in ways that......
[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What Leader executive board member are you?
ABBIE MILLER Editor-in-Chief, All-Knowing Zodiac Specialist In all my days as The Leader’s resident zodiac expert (it’s only been a semester and a half), I’ve collected quite the knowledge on the traits of each horoscope sign. And as The Leader’s Editor-in-Chief, I possess perhaps too much understanding of the ins......
[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What kind of onion is your sign?
JACE JACOBS Former Assistant Editor of The Scallion, Semi-Professional Onion Researcher Good morrow, my dearest Fredonians! In the wise words of the greatest poet of our generation, guess who’s back, back, back, back again? (Spoiler alert: it’s me) In honor of The Scallion takeover of The Leader (which I have......
[SATIRE] Theater kids are taking over Fredonia
MIA CIECHALSKI Life & Arts Editor It’s official: Theater kids are taking over SUNY Fredonia. There is no reason to panic, though, because I’m here to tell you what to be on the lookout for and how to avoid them. It’s no secret that Fredonia is known for its performing......
[SATIRE] Fear and Loathing in Talladega: A Journey to Beer-Soaked Destruction
Talladega is America at its most distilled, its most unhinged, its most beautiful. No one leaves this place unchanged....
[SCALLION/NEWS] Campus bus leaves students traumatized
ALEX BUCKNAM Asst. News Editor The Fredonia campus bus has officially left four students traumatized during their nightly travels. Since the creation of the Campus and Community Bus in 1973, there have always been stories of students being forgotten at places. But no stories could prepare four students for what......
[SATIRE/NEWS] Police Notters
UNIVERSITY POLICE DEPARTMENT SUNY Fredonia The Police Notters, run and shared with The Leader by the University Police Department (UPD), aims to provide information to students, faculty and the community at and around SUNY Fredonia. All information provided is not true and is satire. The Police Notters will not continue......
[SATIRE] Horoscopes: How did you spend your Valentine’s Day?
ABBIE MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Hopeful Romantic In my opinion, Valentine’s Day is the one holiday that is as universally hated as it is loved. Those who do not have a romantic partner are left hating those who do and those who do are left too blissfully unaware of their surroundings to......
[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which New Year’s resolution is right for you?
ABBIE MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Reluctant Gemini As we head into the second month of the new year, the resolutions that we were so sure we would stick to start to fade from memory. The ball drop appears to have had the same effect as the neuralyzer in the “Men in Black”......