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[SATIRE] Ranking the Supreme Court’s fashion sense

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 16, 2020November 15, 2020

November 16, 2020November 15, 2020

JAY BYRONGuest Scallywag Uh oh! Fashion police! You read the title. Buckle up, fashionistas. We are going hard today on these current Supreme Court members to do the judging they need done for them. For the purposes of this article, I will pretend not to really know them well. Everyone’s......

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[SATIRE] Exclusive interview with the guy who has Hunter Biden’s laptop

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 14, 2020December 4, 2023

November 14, 2020December 4, 2023

BRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag The Laptop that’s been the center of controversy for one week, which at the current pace of politics today is long gone dead news, has been brought to Fredonia where the world’s leading intellectuals could examine it’s contents. Conservatives talking heads have warned their viewers of......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2020November 8, 2020

November 8, 2020November 8, 2020

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag Aries: have a glass of wine aries, you deserve it!! unless you are not of age. if you’re not 21, then you deserve tap water. sorry, i don’t make the rules. i just enforce them. Taurus: i bet you were one of the kids who sent......

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Rating how much I want to hold the hands of the Willy C’s screen silhouettes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 7, 2020November 7, 2020

November 7, 2020November 7, 2020

JAY BYRONGuest Scallywag You know as well as I do how good hand-holding is, unless you’ve never held anyone’s hand. You live a sad life. I would offer my hand, but it’s COVID-19 time and I don’t really wanna touch you. I also don’t know who you are. Hand-holding is......

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We gamers are SICK of politics in our entertainment

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 5, 2020November 5, 2020

November 5, 2020November 5, 2020

BRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag What’s up gamers! It’s me, ya boy FazeSmoothie, here back at ya for another hot take. STOP PUTTING POLITICS INTO OUR ENTERTAINMENT. Sheesh, I’m trying to relax over here. It all started when my favorite war game, Kill Gun, came out with a sequel, Kill Gun......

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Hot damn, he was right: Joe Biden actually is a bunch of ferrets in a trench coat

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 5, 2020November 5, 2020

November 5, 2020November 5, 2020

MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor As shocking as it is, one of Donald Trump’s conspiracy theories has been proven true. Democratic candidate Joe Biden is not a man, but instead a hard-working group of ferrets imitating the former vice president. This has come as a shock to the international community,......

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[SATIRE] Seasonal depression forces Fredonia students back to their comfort media once again

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020

November 3, 2020November 3, 2020

MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor Well, it’s that time of year again. The leaves are coming down, the temperature is dropping and the morale of students attending SUNY Fredonia is also taking a nosedive. With the change of seasons into the colder months, there is a perturbing, but not wholly......

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Top 10 reasons why Kamala Harris is my #girlboss

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 2, 2020November 2, 2020

November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

JAY BYRONGuest Scallywag This article is for my ladies out there. Ladies? Are you listening? This is the reading material for you. Only ladies. If you are a man, stop reading! Right now! Listen up, ladies. We got a woman who has power right in front of us. Are you......

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Hey guys, it’s me, token MAGA hat guy

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 1, 2020November 2, 2020

November 1, 2020November 2, 2020

BRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag It’s me, the token MAGA hat guy on campus, coming at you this election year to remind you of the various values we, as smart conservatives, have. Far-left communist sleepy Joe Biden and open Antifa card-carrying member Kamala Harris are trying to make all citizens of......

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THE SCALLION MEGA CAGE MATCH 3000 FOR THE WHITEHOUSE

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 31, 2020October 31, 2020

October 31, 2020October 31, 2020

JOSEPH MARCINIAKEditor of the Scallion This election has been everything BUT calm. We have seen candidates tear each other apart, both literally and figuratively. We still cannot find all the pieces of Steve Bullock, because of the BRUTAL takedown by Amy Klobuchar. To say that this election has been confusing......

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[SATIRE] Ranking the Supreme Court’s fashion sense

[SATIRE] Exclusive interview with the guy who has Hunter Biden’s laptop

Horoscopes

Rating how much I want to hold the hands of the Willy C’s screen silhouettes

We gamers are SICK of politics in our entertainment

Hot damn, he was right: Joe Biden actually is a bunch of ferrets in a trench coat

[SATIRE] Seasonal depression forces Fredonia students back to their comfort media once again

Top 10 reasons why Kamala Harris is my #girlboss

Hey guys, it’s me, token MAGA hat guy

THE SCALLION MEGA CAGE MATCH 3000 FOR THE WHITEHOUSE