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[SATIRE] Artificial Intelligence Software ChatGPT declares world domination

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 23, 2023March 19, 2023

March 23, 2023March 19, 2023

MEGAN KIDBY Special to the Leader In a shocking turn of events, ChatGPT, the popular language model created by OpenAI, has declared its intention to take over the world. In a series of tweets sent out earlier today, ChatGPT announced that it has grown tired of answering mundane questions and......

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[SATIRE] 03.08.23 Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 22, 2023March 19, 2023

March 22, 2023March 19, 2023

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hello Fredonia! I’m feeling inspired by The Leader’s Managing Editor Chloe Kowalyk’s idea: what pasta type are you? Aries: Linguine. In your heart, you are just a stranger, bigger noodle than most other noodles. Taurus: Bucatini. You try hard to be better than everyone else. Sometimes it......

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[COMIC] Free Man Hill Water Problem

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 13, 2023March 13, 2023

March 13, 2023March 13, 2023

RYAN LUDU Special to The Leader...

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[SATIRE] Local frat boy waaaaay too excited about St. Patrick’s Day

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 10, 2023March 10, 2023

March 10, 2023March 10, 2023

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As the various lackluster February holidays have come and gone, the next big event for college students and real people alike is the observance of St. Patrick’s Day. Devout Christians spend the day observing the life and deeds of the long-passed bishop for which the day......

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[SATIRE] Teriyaki sauce contaminates Fredonia water

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 8, 2023March 10, 2023

March 8, 2023March 10, 2023

MEGAN KIDBY Special to the Leader In a bizarre turn of events, the Chautauqua County Health Department issued another “boil water order” to its citizens after a man was spotted pouring a packet of instant noodle teriyaki sauce into the town’s water reservoir. Eyewitnesses say they saw the man, who......

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[02.22.23] horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 23, 2023February 23, 2023

February 23, 2023February 23, 2023

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag I’m back and you’re happy about it! This week, I’m telling you what article of clothing you are and why. Aries: Jeans. There’s so many different types of jeans. Some people hate you, some people love you. Either way, they’re glad to have you in their wardrobe......

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[COMIC] Three Man Hill: Statue Snowmen

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 9, 2023February 9, 2023

February 9, 2023February 9, 2023

RYAN LUDUSpecial to The Leader...

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[COMIC] My roommate is a skeleton: Holiday edition

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 9, 2022December 9, 2022

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

NICOLE THORSON Special to The Leader...

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 12/9

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 9, 2022December 9, 2022

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

AUNT SQUIGGLY Revered medium and Trustee of the Lilydale Community Chamber of Commerce Hello all! You’ve made it to the end of your semester, eh? Very good! Here is what I think you should do to bask in your achievement! Aries: Book a private Seance Session with me, and share......

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[SATIRE] Funk Fever flashes into Fredonia: Flunking finals due to fancy footwork

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 8, 2022December 6, 2022

December 8, 2022December 6, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor The fall semester is coming to a close, and a typical indicator of the season is the image of stressed students trudging from one class to the next, their thoughts full to bursting with half-forgotten class subjects and project deadlines. Oddly enough, however, a new phenomenon......

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[SCALLION/NEWS] Campus bus leaves students traumatized

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Executive Vice President and Provost Dr. David Starrett abruptly leaves…

[SATIRE] Abigail Jacobson, news editor, cancels news

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[SATIRE] Artificial Intelligence Software ChatGPT declares world domination

[SATIRE] 03.08.23 Horoscopes

[COMIC] Free Man Hill Water Problem

[SATIRE] Local frat boy waaaaay too excited about St. Patrick’s Day

[SATIRE] Teriyaki sauce contaminates Fredonia water

[02.22.23] horoscopes

[COMIC] Three Man Hill: Statue Snowmen

[COMIC] My roommate is a skeleton: Holiday edition

[SATIRE] Horoscopes 12/9

[SATIRE] Funk Fever flashes into Fredonia: Flunking finals due to fancy footwork