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[SATIRE] Teriyaki sauce contaminates Fredonia water

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 8, 2023March 10, 2023

March 8, 2023March 10, 2023

MEGAN KIDBY Special to the Leader In a bizarre turn of events, the Chautauqua County Health Department issued another “boil water order” to its citizens after a man was spotted pouring a packet of instant noodle teriyaki sauce into the town’s water reservoir. Eyewitnesses say they saw the man, who......

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[02.22.23] horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 23, 2023February 23, 2023

February 23, 2023February 23, 2023

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag I’m back and you’re happy about it! This week, I’m telling you what article of clothing you are and why. Aries: Jeans. There’s so many different types of jeans. Some people hate you, some people love you. Either way, they’re glad to have you in their wardrobe......

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[COMIC] Three Man Hill: Statue Snowmen

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 9, 2023February 9, 2023

February 9, 2023February 9, 2023

RYAN LUDUSpecial to The Leader...

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[COMIC] My roommate is a skeleton: Holiday edition

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 9, 2022December 9, 2022

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

NICOLE THORSON Special to The Leader...

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 12/9

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 9, 2022December 9, 2022

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

AUNT SQUIGGLY Revered medium and Trustee of the Lilydale Community Chamber of Commerce Hello all! You’ve made it to the end of your semester, eh? Very good! Here is what I think you should do to bask in your achievement! Aries: Book a private Seance Session with me, and share......

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[SATIRE] Funk Fever flashes into Fredonia: Flunking finals due to fancy footwork

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 8, 2022December 6, 2022

December 8, 2022December 6, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor The fall semester is coming to a close, and a typical indicator of the season is the image of stressed students trudging from one class to the next, their thoughts full to bursting with half-forgotten class subjects and project deadlines. Oddly enough, however, a new phenomenon......

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[COMIC] Free Man Hill: Burger Wednesday

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 30, 2022November 20, 2022

November 30, 2022November 20, 2022

RYAN LUDU Special to The Leader...

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[SATIRE] Top 10 best dogs for being anything but dogs

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 20, 2022November 20, 2022

November 20, 2022November 20, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As we all know, the best kinds of dogs are dogs that can do jobs! Service dogs, emotional support animals, dogs that help open doors and things, each of them more lovely than the last. This convenience comes with two problems. The first is that there......

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[SATIRE] “Same grass, different day” — Local deer speaks out against on-campus food options

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 17, 2022November 16, 2022

November 17, 2022November 16, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor In the last several weeks, it has been made clear to the staff at SUNY Fredonia that the local herd of deer have had enough of the status quo. A great number of deer have been seen wandering the grassy stretches of Fredonia’s campus with more......

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[COMIC] Advising Week

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 15, 2022November 20, 2022

November 15, 2022November 20, 2022

NICOLE THORSON Special to The Leader...

[OPINION] “Search for Meaning”

Pick a card, any card: Students premiere tarot art depictions

[SATIRE] SUNY Fredonia’s “Minors” email sparks panic

Lacrosse sets sights on Puerto Rico, playoffs

Fredonia mayor threatens to call National Guard for this year’s…

Attacks on diversity, equity and inclusion continue

[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Sex Symbols in Media

[SATIRE] “A Sitdown With Brock” season premiere gets leaked

5th Quarter Column: Why Has it Become Harder to Watch…

Roommates release song on Valentine’s Day in support of domestic…

[SATIRE] Teriyaki sauce contaminates Fredonia water

[02.22.23] horoscopes

[COMIC] Three Man Hill: Statue Snowmen

[COMIC] My roommate is a skeleton: Holiday edition

[SATIRE] Horoscopes 12/9

[SATIRE] Funk Fever flashes into Fredonia: Flunking finals due to fancy footwork

[COMIC] Free Man Hill: Burger Wednesday

[SATIRE] Top 10 best dogs for being anything but dogs

[SATIRE] “Same grass, different day” — Local deer speaks out against on-campus food options

[COMIC] Advising Week