Satire
[COMIC] My roommate is a skeleton: Holiday edition
NICOLE THORSON Special to The Leader...
[SATIRE] Horoscopes 12/9
AUNT SQUIGGLY Revered medium and Trustee of the Lilydale Community Chamber of Commerce Hello all! You’ve made it to the end of your semester, eh? Very good! Here is what I think you should do to bask in your achievement! Aries: Book a private Seance Session with me, and share......
[SATIRE] Funk Fever flashes into Fredonia: Flunking finals due to fancy footwork
MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor The fall semester is coming to a close, and a typical indicator of the season is the image of stressed students trudging from one class to the next, their thoughts full to bursting with half-forgotten class subjects and project deadlines. Oddly enough, however, a new phenomenon......
[COMIC] Free Man Hill: Burger Wednesday
RYAN LUDU Special to The Leader...
[SATIRE] Top 10 best dogs for being anything but dogs
MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As we all know, the best kinds of dogs are dogs that can do jobs! Service dogs, emotional support animals, dogs that help open doors and things, each of them more lovely than the last. This convenience comes with two problems. The first is that there......
[SATIRE] “Same grass, different day” — Local deer speaks out against on-campus food options
MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor In the last several weeks, it has been made clear to the staff at SUNY Fredonia that the local herd of deer have had enough of the status quo. A great number of deer have been seen wandering the grassy stretches of Fredonia’s campus with more......
[COMIC] Advising Week
NICOLE THORSON Special to The Leader...
[SATIRE] Fredonia announces university-wide activities to boost morale
MEGAN KIDBY Guest Scallywag In order to boost morale and entice admissions applicants, President Stephen Kolison of SUNY Fredonia has just announced some school-wide activities that have been planned for the school year! In an email sent to the student body last week, Kolison declared that “the vibe on campus......
[SATIRE] Horoscopes 11/9
JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hello friends, here’s the first thing on your playlist for November! Aries: “Bang Bang” by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj Taurus: “Michael in the Bathroom” by Be More Chill Gemini: “Buddy Holly” by Weezer Cancer: “Anti-Hero” by Taylor Swift Leo: “Axel F” by Crazy Frog Virgo:......