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[SATIRE] Top 10 Reasons Why My Dad Should Be President

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJACE JACOBS  Assistant Scallion Editor  Photo By TARA WINSTEAD | Provided by Pexels Election season is quickly approaching, and I thought it would benefit the public to know why I feel my father would be the best choice for president of the United States. (PS. Please don’t tell him I......
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[SATIRE] QUIZ: Does Your Crush Like You Back?

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor Graphic by KAROLINA GRABOWSKA | Courtesy of Pexels In my humble editor’s opinion, you really shouldn’t date in college because college people are icky, but if you REALLY want to know if your crush likes you, I suggest taking this quiz!  Question #1: What is your......
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[SATIRE] Kiki or bouba?: Horoscopes 4/2/23

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag This week, I decide if you are bouba or kiki. That’s right. Simple as that. If you wanna argue with me about these email me at byro3576@fredonia.edu. Aries: Kiki. Taurus: Bouba with kiki attributes. Gemini: Kiki.  Cancer: Bouba. Leo: Kiki. Virgo: Bouba and you try very hard......
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[SATIRE] Artificial Intelligence Software ChatGPT declares world domination

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Special to the Leader In a shocking turn of events, ChatGPT, the popular language model created by OpenAI, has declared its intention to take over the world. In a series of tweets sent out earlier today, ChatGPT announced that it has grown tired of answering mundane questions and......
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[SATIRE] 03.08.23 Horoscopes

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hello Fredonia! I’m feeling inspired by The Leader’s Managing Editor Chloe Kowalyk’s idea: what pasta type are you? Aries: Linguine. In your heart, you are just a stranger, bigger noodle than most other noodles. Taurus: Bucatini. You try hard to be better than everyone else. Sometimes it......
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[SATIRE] Local frat boy waaaaay too excited about St. Patrick’s Day

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As the various lackluster February holidays have come and gone, the next big event for college students and real people alike is the observance of St. Patrick’s Day.  Devout Christians spend the day observing the life and deeds of the long-passed bishop for which the day......
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