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[SATIRE] The REAL Reason Behind Fredonia’s Boil Water Advisory

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 9, 2023March 10, 2023

March 9, 2023March 10, 2023

OLIVIA SYLVESTER Special to The Leader Last week, every Fredonia student and resident was troubled by a boil water advisory. We couldn’t drink the water, brush our teeth with it or, worst of all, get our favorite Starbucks drink! Now, the people who work in the water treatment facility will......

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[02.22.23] horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 23, 2023February 23, 2023

February 23, 2023February 23, 2023

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag I’m back and you’re happy about it! This week, I’m telling you what article of clothing you are and why. Aries: Jeans. There’s so many different types of jeans. Some people hate you, some people love you. Either way, they’re glad to have you in their wardrobe......

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[Satire] An open letter to SUNY Fredonia

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 22, 2023February 21, 2023

February 22, 2023February 21, 2023

MEGAN KIDBY Special to The Leader Dear SUNY Fredonia, My name is Megan Kidby and for those who do not know me I am the person who owns the laundry you put on top of the dryer because I took too long to grab it. I’m sorry; I’m just really......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 2/8

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2023February 8, 2023

February 8, 2023February 8, 2023

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Welcome back! How’re you settling in? Oh wait, I’ll tell you! In fact, I’ll predict how this semester will go for you. Aries: You’ve decided that your goal for the semester is to find every liminal space on campus and meditate there for an hour straight to......

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[SATIRE] Fredonia announces university-wide activities to boost morale

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 10, 2022November 9, 2022

November 10, 2022November 9, 2022

MEGAN KIDBY Guest Scallywag In order to boost morale and entice admissions applicants, President Stephen Kolison of SUNY Fredonia has just announced some school-wide activities that have been planned for the school year! In an email sent to the student body last week, Kolison declared that “the vibe on campus......

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[SATIRE] “We were just kidding,” says billions of missing snow crabs

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 5, 2022November 5, 2022

November 5, 2022November 5, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As it turns out, crabs have a tremendous sense of humor. Last week, reports had shown that there was a shortage of over two billion Alaskan snow crabs when compared to expected numbers based on population projections. Be it a sign of overfishing, a devastating loss......

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[02.22.23] horoscopes

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 2/8

[SATIRE] Fredonia announces university-wide activities to boost morale

[SATIRE] “We were just kidding,” says billions of missing snow crabs