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[SATIRE] SUNY Unveils Bold New Strategy to Prepare Students for the Real World

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor In a stunning move that has left students scratching their heads and faculty members questioning their life choices, SUNY has announced a revolutionary plan to overhaul its educational system.  Brace yourselves, folks, because SUNY is cutting all programs, effectively transforming itself into a “Program-Free Zone.” In......
Life & Arts

Clubs create unique ways to promote at Activities Night

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Reading Time: 3 minutesSARA LODESPOTO Special to The Leader Fredonia truly comes alive when all the clubs get together to show what they are capable of.  This past Wednesday, Jan. 31, Activities Night reflected SUNY Fredonia’s wide variety of clubs from music to Greek Life. Traditionally, Spectrum Entertainment has hosted this event. However,......
Opinion

[OPINION] Falling deeper into political hell

Chloe Kowalyk
Reading Time: 2 minutesCHLOE KOWALYK Editor in Chief It seems now more than ever, the United States is full of hate. More often than not, that hate is a result of differing political opinions.  According to a Pew Research Center article by Drew Desilver, Democrats and Republicans are the furthest apart ideologically today......
News

Fredonia hosts SUNY Model European Union

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Reading Time: 3 minutesDAN QUAGLIANA News Editor On Saturday, Nov. 4, Fredonia hosted the State University of New York’s Saturday Model European Union (SUNYMEU), a one-day simulation of the Council of the European Union.  Directed by Professor Raymond Rushboldt of the Department of Politics and International Affairs, the event lasted for approximately five......
News

The switch from Google to Microsoft

Abigail Jacobson
Reading Time: 3 minutesABIGAIL JACOBSON  Asst. News Editor  The duo of using your phone to sign into Google on your laptop may no longer be dynamic.   Something new is coming to Fredonia which changes almost everything. This upcoming semester, Fredonia will be migrating from Google’s software services to Microsoft.  The question is, why?......
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[SATIRE] The Wizard: Fredonia’s most magical student

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Reading Time: 3 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor THE WIZARD | Special to The Leader If you’re like me, you’re on the Fredonia Snapchat stories way too often. You scroll through and see the freshmen asking where certain things are, the other people dogging on the freshmen for not knowing where those things are......
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[SATIRE] QUIZ: Does Your Crush Like You Back?

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor Graphic by KAROLINA GRABOWSKA | Courtesy of Pexels In my humble editor’s opinion, you really shouldn’t date in college because college people are icky, but if you REALLY want to know if your crush likes you, I suggest taking this quiz!  Question #1: What is your......
News

As we bid Isaacson farewell, the search for the new Police Chief comes to an end

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Reading Time: 3 minutesABIGAIL JACOBSON  Staff Writer  CARPENTER During the summer, most dorms were empty and left open for new students to move into in the fall. An office in Gregory Hall was also left empty.  Brent Isaacson, former University Police Chief retired Jun. 30 after being here since 2019.  “He was a......
Scallion

[SATIRE] PLEASE write for the Scallion

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor Photo by Element5 Digital | Courtesy of Pexels Dear Witty Wordsmiths and Hilarious Humans, Greetings from the Headquarters of The Scallion, the renowned newspaper section that tickles funny bones and stimulates chuckles on a daily basis! We hope this letter finds you in a state of......

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