The Towel Wars
Reading Time: 4 minutesI write to you expressing the never-ending difficulties of living with the opposite gender....
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[SATIRE] PLEASE write for the Scallion
Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor Photo by Element5 Digital | Courtesy of Pexels Dear Witty Wordsmiths and Hilarious Humans, Greetings from the Headquarters of The Scallion, the renowned newspaper section that tickles funny bones and stimulates chuckles on a daily basis! We hope this letter finds you in a state of......
[Satire] An open letter to SUNY Fredonia
Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Special to The Leader Dear SUNY Fredonia, My name is Megan Kidby and for those who do not know me I am the person who owns the laundry you put on top of the dryer because I took too long to grab it. I’m sorry; I’m just really......