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[SATIRE] Kiki or bouba?: Horoscopes 4/2/23

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag This week, I decide if you are bouba or kiki. That’s right. Simple as that. If you wanna argue with me about these email me at byro3576@fredonia.edu. Aries: Kiki. Taurus: Bouba with kiki attributes. Gemini: Kiki.  Cancer: Bouba. Leo: Kiki. Virgo: Bouba and you try very hard......
Scallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes 9/30

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hi buds. Love ya. Where’s your stress level at? I’ll tell you. Aries: Starting off strong, my little Aries friends are always struggling. You’re struggling extra hard this week. Uh oh! What now?! Taurus: Hmmmmmm … I can’t really figure you out. Just make sure you make......
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[SATIRE] Heartwarming: Fredonia student remembers to call their parents for their birthday

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteMATTHEW BAUMScallion Editor Haha, sike!Here’s the deal. When I came up with this article idea, I was thinking, “Oh, this is such a funny idea, what a low bar!”Ironically, I forgot last week that it was, actually, literally, my mother’s birthday. I did not call her. I didn’t even mail......

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