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[SATIRE] Kiki or bouba?: Horoscopes 4/2/23

JAY BYRON
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This week, I decide if you are bouba or kiki. That’s right. Simple as that. If you wanna argue with me about these email me at byro3576@fredonia.edu.

Aries: Kiki.

Taurus: Bouba with kiki attributes.

Gemini: Kiki. 

Cancer: Bouba.

Leo: Kiki.

Virgo: Bouba and you try very hard not to be kiki.

Libra: Kiki and you try very hard to be bouba.

Scorpio: Kiki.

Sagittarius: Bouba but you can’t hold back the kiki.

Capricorn: Bouba.

Aquarius: Kiki.

Pisces: Bouba and all of your friends are kiki.

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