JACLYN SPIEZIA
Staff Scallywag
Both Eric and Donald Jr. have decided to create their own late night show called “Trump Truth.” The show is set to run on Fox after the news since Eric and Don Jr. say that first they must know what is going on in the world from their favorite and most unbiased news station.
The Trump boys are fed up with late night hosts Stephan and John and want viewers to know who they really are, opposed to how they have been portrayed on “The Late Show” and “Last Week Tonight” (as morons). Colbert addressed Eric, “We always thought you were the dumb one. We were wrong,” and Eric replied back, “Apology not accepted. My brother can be smart.”
The show is filmed from Trump Tower in New York City, and some recent topics include, “How to spend daddy’s money,” “Why we should raise taxes on the middle class,” and “Colluding with Russia: how to keep it low key.”
The ratings haven’t been very high, but the boys are hoping to up their ratings with a new segment called “What is Donald Trump doing right now?” The segment involves the Trump boys calling up Donald Trump on the phone to ask him what he is up to and putting it on speaker. “I am practicing taking two strokes off of my game, boys. I’m trying not to think about everything happening in Puerto Rico right now. Too much stress.”
“Colbert and Oliver use cheap tactics to get viewers,” Eric said.
“We aren’t here to make fun of anyone, we are here to give tips to our viewers and to tell them what they should think of us,” Don Jr. added.
The boys gave us exclusive information about how Oliver wanted to have them on his show, but they both refused. “First, he wanted our father, now us? They just want to try to get more information out of us. We won’t let that happen,” Eric concluded.
Earlier, Oliver addressed how he had never asked Trump to be on his show, and just today he released a statement that he hadn’t asked the boys either.
“What a liar,” Eric responded.
The boys insist that viewers tune in to “Trump Truth” for the latest on what is going on in the White House.
“I mean it will all be revealed eventually,” Don Jr. said, “but hear it from us first!” There you have it. If you are interested, tune into the Trump boys minus Barren.