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[SATIRE] Horoscopes

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IZZIE NOELLE 

Soon-to-be Graduate 

Hi everyone! I’ve had so much fun writing horoscopes this past year, but alas, our time must come to an end. After four years at Fredonia, I’ve made so many memories and taken so many pictures. So, for the last set of horoscopes, I’m going to share some of my favorite memories. Here is which college memory of mine your zodiac sign reminds me of.  

Aries – Seeing my first NFL Game 

Taurus – Watching my friend’s wedding over Zoom 

Gemini – Seeing Niagara Falls 

Cancer – Planting a tree 

Leo – Hosting a radio show 

Virgo – Travelling alone for the first time 

Libra – Protesting budget cuts 

Scorpio – Vinyl painting with friends 

Sagittarius – Seeing the Northern Lights 

Capricorn – Planning events for FRS 

Aquarius – Spending time at the Creek 

Pisces – Going to local concerts  

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