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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 7, 2018

March 7, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Monday, Feb. 26, 2018 A student took a nasty spill while walking through a puddle. UP arrested the water in question and the judicial officer sent a statement saying action would be taken, heavily implying expulsion might be the end result. The case has since......

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Lawmakers shocked at students’ response to Parkland shootings: “We had no idea they could form a sentence like that”

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 3, 2018August 25, 2019

March 3, 2018August 25, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Editor of the Scallion After Trump’s historic win in the 2016 Presidential election, most Americans soon learned to expect the unexpected. What was unexpected — at least to the general public — was the mature defiance displayed by the students of Parkland who refused to accept only......

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The Adventures of Hal Scallion

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 3, 2018

March 3, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ & JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywags Hi, my name is Hal Scallion, and most of you probably don’t know me. It is my first full semester at Fredonia and it has not been going very well at all. Ever since I started here, I have been......

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Fredonia’s icy campus gets students into figure skating: “Who knows? Beijing 2022!”

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 3, 2018

March 3, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag The weather has been quite moody recently, and the cold and rainy conditions have led to icy walkways on campus. Some students have decided to take advantage of these conditions by ice skating around campus. Although campus administration is worried about the danger of skating......

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Acid Analysis: Or are you too basic? – Fredonian acid might just live up to the hype

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2018

February 21, 2018

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag Last weekend, waking up in a raccoon den with a missed text from Richard Simmons asking if I was still awake made me finally realize that I needed to switch up my routine bar-hopping experience and drop one of the holiest jam-band approved psychedelics: acid.......

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Student finds himself “horribly and utterly alone” during group project, fights to survive

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2018

February 21, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag This semester is now at full speed and that means many things. You might’ve taken your first exams of the semester, there might be a rough draft of a paper due, a lesson plan, a blog post … er, whatever art majors have to......

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This just in: Alexa is rude AF

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2018

February 21, 2018

MORGAN HENDERSON Staff Scallywag Alexa has always been ready to help no matter how you talk to her, but lately, it seems like she’s had enough. An Alexa user in California just reported that when she asked Alexa, “what’s the weather like today?” Alexa responded with, “you have a......

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Student dabs three consecutive times, accidentally summons the genie of 2016

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2018

February 21, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Dank Glott was on his dorm bed, Lays chips squashed all over his green bed sheets, and he was laughing at a somewhat hypnotic poster on his wall for no reason. His roommate was out doing something “productive,” while he had decided to spend his......

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Investigative Reporting: The Scallion discovers the origin of the dog food smell on campus

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 14, 2018

February 14, 2018

EMMA PATTERSON Editor of The Scallion If you attend Fredonia, you know two things to be true: Lake effect snow and dog food. After years of suspicion regarding the source of the dog food smell, The Scallion decided it was time to investigate. We began by talking to those......

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Stormi seizes Sunday time slot

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 14, 2018

February 14, 2018

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag The past couple of months have been a psychological rollercoaster for fans of the Kardashian dynasty. Rumors were finally rendered truth as Kylie Jenner gave birth to the newest addition to the family, Stormi Webster. Luckily for longtime Kardashian followers, Stormi has already received her......

Theater kids are taking over Fredonia

Rating every 2025 Oscar award-winning movie

President Trump signs orders dismantling eight departments

[SATIRE] Fear and Loathing in Talladega: A Journey to Beer-Soaked…

[SCALLION/NEWS] Campus bus leaves students traumatized

[SATIRE/NEWS] Police Notters

Executive Vice President and Provost Dr. David Starrett abruptly leaves…

[SATIRE] Abigail Jacobson, news editor, cancels news

[SCALLION/SPORTS] Volz enlisted to help suffering Sabres

[SCALLION/NEWS] All hail the new era: The Scallion has taken…

Police Notter

Lawmakers shocked at students’ response to Parkland shootings: “We had no idea they could form a sentence like that”

The Adventures of Hal Scallion

Fredonia’s icy campus gets students into figure skating: “Who knows? Beijing 2022!”

Acid Analysis: Or are you too basic? – Fredonian acid might just live up to the hype

Student finds himself “horribly and utterly alone” during group project, fights to survive

This just in: Alexa is rude AF

Student dabs three consecutive times, accidentally summons the genie of 2016

Investigative Reporting: The Scallion discovers the origin of the dog food smell on campus

Stormi seizes Sunday time slot