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Spring into action to survive post-break blues

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 31, 2018

January 31, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Well, here we are. Somehow, it is already the second week of classes and although syllabus week was nice, it probably already has, or will soon, sink in that this semester is going to start demanding actual effort from you (I know this is......

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The rising Tide of edible product placement

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 31, 2018

January 31, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Tide Pods, otherwise known as the forbidden fruit, have become a popular food choice amongst rebellious teens, unattended babies and the elderly. When other companies such as Gain and Downy found out that Tide Pods were being eaten, they immediately decided to introduce new products......

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Students try desperately to avoid getting the flu

Contributor to The LeaderJanuary 31, 2018

January 31, 2018

EMMA PATTERSON Editor of The Scallion The 2017-2018 flu season has proven itself to be the most dangerous in almost a decade, according to panicked news anchors and moms everywhere. Any responsible college student knows that when the flu strikes, the one thing that makes it better is the......

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Are you dumb, or stupid?

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor for The Scallion At The Scallion, we like to ask the hard questions. The questions that no one else will dare to ask. Who invented the doorknob? Does pineapple go on pizza? Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster our lord and savior? But today, in preparation for......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

AVRIL KING Social Media Manager and Assistant Sports Editor Monday, Nov. 27 A student was seen drawing a large pentagram in the middle of the quad. When questioned, the student explained that they were attempting to summon Satan to write their final paper for them. Chegg’s servers went down......

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Politics was this Thanksgiving’s ugly centerpiece on the dinner table as debates turned brutal

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017August 25, 2019

December 6, 2017August 25, 2019

SETH MICHAEL MEYER Assistant News Editor This year’s Thanksgiving has reportedly been more brutal than usual as many self-proclaimed social justice warriors squared up against their “MAGA” hat-wearing uncles in heated debates. The arguments over the holiday had a political theme with topics such as healthcare, the GOP......

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Fredonia student “shocked and ashamed” about neglected Thanksgiving break homework

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

EMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor A hollow wind whipped through Fredonia last Monday morning when students across campus all came to the same realization: Thanksgiving break is really, really short. The Scallion decided to talk to Dan Druff, a junior, who felt a similar cold chill setting in his......

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Fredonia announces the return of ‘Re-stress for Success’

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Finals week is upon us, and due to the outcry from last year, “Re-stress for Success” is back! Now bigger and better than ever before! In preparation for such an inspiring program, this writer has waited a whole 43 hours past deadline to begin this......

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Hot vacation spots to shed off the post-final exam dread

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 6, 2017

December 6, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag As the semester is ending, many students are looking forward to winter break. Do you have plans yet? Are you looking for somewhere to shed off the post-final exam dread? We here at The Scallion have comprised a list of hot vacation spots just......

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Hollywood HR reps demand better bosses

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 29, 2017

November 29, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA AND AMBER MATTICE Staff Scallywag and Managing Editor Hollywood HR reps have been under fire recently for the sexual assault accusations against their clients. Just a few of the accused are Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Louis C.K., Andrew Kreisberg and Ed Westwick. One misogynistic HR representative said, “If......

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Spring into action to survive post-break blues

The rising Tide of edible product placement

Students try desperately to avoid getting the flu

Are you dumb, or stupid?

Police Notter

Politics was this Thanksgiving’s ugly centerpiece on the dinner table as debates turned brutal

Fredonia student “shocked and ashamed” about neglected Thanksgiving break homework

Fredonia announces the return of ‘Re-stress for Success’

Hot vacation spots to shed off the post-final exam dread

Hollywood HR reps demand better bosses