The Scallion - Page 44 of 88 - The Leader, SUNY Fredonia's student-run newspaper

Profile: Tin man of notorious ‘Three Man Hill’ statue speaks out: The exclusive sculpture tell all

Contributor to The LeaderApril 18, 2018

April 18, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag One third of the members of the iconic tin men statue, situated on the incline between the Rockefeller Arts Center and the woodlot near Ring Road, has recently released an autobiography recalling prime events and encounters in his life. The tin man, Warren Conrad, delivered......

Scallion

Profile: Your geology professor who dreams of the stage

Contributor to The LeaderApril 18, 2018

April 18, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Professor Dreary has now been teaching geology at Fredonia for the last 20 years, or how he remembers it, the number of years since he could have had a child with his ex-wife, but declined the opportunity. Back then, his wife had really wanted a......

Scallion

LinkedIn launches new website for introverts

Contributor to The LeaderApril 11, 2018

April 11, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Editor of The Scallion Nothing quite illustrates the terrifying and nausea-inducing reality of adulthood like LinkedIn, the website dedicated to making the lives of thousands of inadequate man-children 1,000 times more stressful. But as the introverts continue to take over the world, (mwa ha ha ha), LinkedIn......

Scallion

Student reaches new level of consciousness after pulling three all-nighters

Contributor to The LeaderApril 11, 2018

April 11, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag It is officially that time of year again. Midterm grades are starting to sink in, winter is lasting a little too long and somehow all of your classes decided now is a really good time for you to earn the majority of your grade by......

Scallion

Graduating senior requests refund from payroll office

Contributor to The LeaderApril 11, 2018

April 11, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag This year, Jane Schmuck is completing her time at SUNY Fredonia with average grades and cords from a few insignificant clubs. After five years of doing nothing at this university, she is almost ready to snatch her degree from the hands of President Horvath. Just......

Scallion

Soon to be college grad completely loses it

Contributor to The LeaderApril 11, 2018

April 11, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesMORGAN HENDERSON Staff Scallywag Tod Ramsey, a SUNY Fredonia senior, was found on the top floor of Maytum Hall throwing anything imaginable at the windows — the windows that don’t open and have non-breakable glass. A SUNY Fredonia employee said, “By the time I got back to my office......

Scallion

Mar-A-Lago: Where Russian operatives are at your service: Trump’s latest oblivious nightmare (or success?)

Contributor to The LeaderApril 4, 2018September 9, 2019

April 4, 2018September 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag This past weekend, affluent members of the esteemed Palm Beach Mar-a-Lago were surprised to learn that their stay was magnificent, due to the hard work of Russian operatives posing as butlers. “When we booked our overnight stay at the resort we were met with beautiful......

Scallion

Advice column from a nihilist

Contributor to The LeaderApril 4, 2018

April 4, 2018

Reading Time: 3 minutesNICHOLAS NIHILIST Staff Nihilist Dear nihilist, My girlfriend is constantly controlling every aspect of my life. Like, at first it was small favors here and there, and I didn’t mind. That was five years ago and now I am hiding in a closet, pretending that I am looking for......

Scallion

Terrified lawmakers claim that everyone who showed up to the “March For Our Lives” event were crisis actors

Contributor to The LeaderApril 4, 2018

April 4, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag When children started speaking out after the Parkland mass shooting, including recently at the March for Our Lives, lawmakers were concerned that young children had well-formed opinions. “Just because people lost family members and friends due to gun violence doesn’t mean they have the right......

Scallion

The Scallion’s sit-down with the man responsible for the President’s tangerine tint

Contributor to The LeaderApril 4, 2018August 25, 2019

April 4, 2018August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesDEMI CRITIC Political Novice of The Scallion It’s no secret that we at The Scallion take journalistic integrity seriously. So seriously, that we sometimes have to dig up the dirt ourselves. The tell-all of a pornstar on “60 Minutes” proved to be one hell of a Stormy situation. Inspired......

Naloxone becomes available in Gregory Hall

Nation facing a mid-term test

Trump claims leakers ‘should be shot’

AI doesn’t want to take over, it wants your Social…

Student Media, Cornell Incident

LOVERCOLUMN: Legendary Lovers

World leaders address war, conflicts at UN General Assembly

Issues of Sports Gambling

From Fredonia to New Mexico?

A playlist for each mood: Yearning

Profile: Tin man of notorious ‘Three Man Hill’ statue speaks out: The exclusive sculpture tell all

Profile: Your geology professor who dreams of the stage

LinkedIn launches new website for introverts

Student reaches new level of consciousness after pulling three all-nighters

Graduating senior requests refund from payroll office

Soon to be college grad completely loses it

Mar-A-Lago: Where Russian operatives are at your service: Trump’s latest oblivious nightmare (or success?)

Advice column from a nihilist

Terrified lawmakers claim that everyone who showed up to the “March For Our Lives” event were crisis actors

The Scallion’s sit-down with the man responsible for the President’s tangerine tint