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Life hacks for finals week

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 29, 2017September 1, 2019

November 29, 2017September 1, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor Keep tissues in your sleeve so you’ll have them handy during those late-night sob sessions at the back of the library. Having trouble concentrating on your schoolwork? Find an abandoned field, dig a hole about 50-feet deep and jump right in. There are no distractions......

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Taylor Swift breaks Pitchfork scale with cripplingly bad album

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 29, 2017August 15, 2019

November 29, 2017August 15, 2019

AMBER MATTICE Managing Editor Taylor Swift is out to change her reputation through her new album, “Reputation,” which was released on Nov. 10. Through a different, way-worse sound and standardly whiny lyrics, she has given herself a new image, but not exactly in the way that she had planned.......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 15, 2017

November 15, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Monday, Nov. 6 A student was found trying to steal a clock from the bookstore. When asked why, the student responded that their clock now had the wrong time. The student was brought back to their dorm, where the RD showed them how to set......

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The War on Christmas

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 15, 2017

November 15, 2017

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor for The Scallion Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city, The bodies stacked high, their brethren wallow in pity. We hear it all the time, mostly from Hannity, There’s a war on Christmas that’s driving this insanity. It all began one gloomy December......

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A PSA for stupid people who need some pretty basic advice

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 15, 2017

November 15, 2017

AMBER MATTICE Managing Editor The question we, at The Scallion, are asking today is “When can you touch someone without their consent?” In lieu of recent events on campus, in Hollywood and, ya know, the world in general, here is a complicated, drawn-out and very scientific answer: ...

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Trump’s aides are no match for the terrible twos

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 15, 2017September 9, 2019

November 15, 2017September 9, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor It was all hands on deck at the country’s busiest day-care center — the White House — this weekend. The president’s aides were determined to do whatever they could to keep everyone’s favorite man-child, Donald Trump, away from everyone’s favorite psycho, Vladimir Putin, at......

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Cleansing flood sweeps through Fredonia

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 15, 2017

November 15, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag The great flood has hit Fredonia and, like a well-needed rain on a crop, it has brought rejuvenation through the downtown area. As many homeowners on Canadaway had flood damage on the brain, one business owner saw a rare and free opportunity to improve their......

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Calios releases new “Study Buddy” calzone

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017

November 8, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Finals are closer than they appear on the calendar. In order to cope with long sleepless nights of migraines and confusion as students try to grasp material they should have grasped months ago, Calios has come up with a solution. “Introducing the ‘Study Buddy’ to......

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R.I.P lil’ Scallion, long live lil’ Scallion: How could a vegetable do that to another vegetable?

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017

November 8, 2017

AMBER MATTICE Managing Editor We’ve all heard the saying “the good die young” and, in this case, it was almost true. Hal Scallion, who came to The Leader not too long ago, was found half eaten and is currently in intensive care at the local veggie hospital. Gary Tomato,......

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Student opens up bootleg restaurant in his dorm room

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 8, 2017August 17, 2019

November 8, 2017August 17, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag The food options on campus are becoming increasingly limited with the passing of each semester. Those with more than 40 credits under their belt will remember the glory days of yesteryear when one could go to Tim Horton’s past 5 p.m. and when Willies was......

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Life hacks for finals week

Taylor Swift breaks Pitchfork scale with cripplingly bad album

Police Notter

The War on Christmas

A PSA for stupid people who need some pretty basic advice

Trump’s aides are no match for the terrible twos

Cleansing flood sweeps through Fredonia

Calios releases new “Study Buddy” calzone

R.I.P lil’ Scallion, long live lil’ Scallion: How could a vegetable do that to another vegetable?

Student opens up bootleg restaurant in his dorm room