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The Daredevils’s Guide to Stress Relief

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

Midterms are stressful and the work doesn’t stop. Unhealthy coping mechanisms are common on college campuses, and that’s why I’ve enlisted the help of Ken Evil, local stuntman, to compile this list of the top five ways to handle residual stress after midterms are over. 1. Skydive without a......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Monday, Oct. 23, 2017 Uncontrollable screaming was heard coming from outside of the library around 10:30 p.m. Upon investigation, it was discovered the screams were coming from an excited Pokémon Go player who had caught a shiny Sableye. A large group of squirrels were seen......

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David S. Pumpkins temporarily released from SNL dungeon

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

EMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor Since last year’s surreal Halloween episode, fans of SNL have been waiting for one man and one man only — David S. Pumpkins — to make his Halloween debut. An SNL intern discovered exactly where the seasonal SNL characters are kept when he was......

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Student’s report temporary superintelligence from contaminated water

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2017

November 3, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag The multiple water main breaks that occurred last weekend left Fredonia students to boil water before consuming it, as the water was contaminated. Prior to checking their emails, however, many students accidentally consumed the contaminated water by either drinking it or brushing their teeth. At......

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Impending ice age calls for chilly tactics

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 25, 2017

October 25, 2017

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag In the upcoming month, University Police is set to begin conducting “midwinter fire drills.” Fredonia State has recognized the need to prepare for the inevitable ice age that is bound to happen. The breaking news story was leaked from clothing stores nearby who are desperate......

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Parents weekend returns: All truths revealed

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 25, 2017

October 25, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Parents weekend is among us, and that means that many of you will be visited by your familial overlords and will need places to take them to give them a glimpse of life here on campus. There are the obvious spots that everyone expects to......

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A nation divided

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 25, 2017August 25, 2019

October 25, 2017August 25, 2019

DOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion America could handle the rampant racism, gun violence, embryo murders and McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce riots, but there is no possible way a nation could withstand the most divisive question since the dawn of computers: “How is the abbreviated form of the graphics interchange......

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College junior truly, deeply saddened over bomb threat

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 25, 2017

October 25, 2017

EMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor The Fredonia campus was thoroughly shaken this past Tuesday when a bomb threat resulted in class cancellations in Thompson Hall. The Scallion met up with Pete Yew, a junior, for more details about the harrowing situation. “Well, this is an interesting turn of events,”......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017

October 19, 2017

BRANDON SAFE Copy Editor Monday, Oct. 9, 2017 6:42 p.m. University Police were informed by members in every cafe that a student had, at different points, excreted solid waste on the floor without being seen. UP detective realized the student had been eating at Cranston, so they followed Phantom......

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Trump dedicates golf trophy to Puerto Rico

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017September 9, 2019

October 19, 2017September 9, 2019

DOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion After Marshall Mathers’ scathing freestyle of his policies, President Donald Trump released a press statement announcing that his newest trophy from Mar-A-Lago would be dedicated to the victims of the disastrous series of hurricanes which struck Puerto Rico recently. Minutes after the press......

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From the Desk of EJ Jacobs: Life & Arts Editor

From the Desk of Jace Jacobs: Asst. Scallion Editor

From the Desk of Nicole Thorson: Art Director

From the Desk of Henry Domst: Design Editor

From the Desk of Sierra Mills: Chief Copy Editor

[SATIRE] An interview with The Bachelor’s winner, Henry Domst

[OPINION] What COVID-19 inadvertently taught us

ITS unveils stratigic plan for technology

Dr. Kathryn Kendall takes on enrollment

The Daredevils’s Guide to Stress Relief

Police Notter

David S. Pumpkins temporarily released from SNL dungeon

Student’s report temporary superintelligence from contaminated water

Impending ice age calls for chilly tactics

Parents weekend returns: All truths revealed

A nation divided

College junior truly, deeply saddened over bomb threat

Police Notter

Trump dedicates golf trophy to Puerto Rico