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Disgruntled campus PR head wonders if it would be appropriate to reveal Erie dining hall founded on 3,000-year- old blood sacrifice ritual

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEL N. KOLICH Special to the Lampoon It’s no secret that it is hard to eat healthy on campus. Students dissatisfied with current food options are again wondering why Erie Dining Hall was closed over two years ago as campus food options continue to dwindle. Flames of the increasingly popular......
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New class spotlight LART 160: Pursuit of Trivia

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Reading Time: 3 minutesTARA DACTYL Special to the Lampoon Losing a game of Trivia Crack may be one of the saddest moments one can experience. Coming in last at Ellicott Brewing Company or Wing City Grille’s trivia can ruin a person’s entire week. Getting question after question incorrect can really do a number......
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Longboard profile: meet “The Fastest Longboarder”

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Reading Time: 2 minutesANITA TENSION Special to The Lampoon “Sometimes all you want to do is just get on your board and go, you know?” These are the words of a Fredonia longboarder, known simply as the “Fastest Longboarder” because he rides his longboard so fast. Estimates place his average velocity somewhere between......
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Meet ‘That Puddle That’s Outside the Second-Story Door to the William’s Center and Has Been Forever Probably’

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Reading Time: 2 minutesANITA TENSION Special to The Lampoon You’re leaving the Williams Center, headed for the library. You decide to take the bridge from the second story to expedite your journey. You push through two sets of heavy double doors, step outside and stop — your foot, it’s cold. And wet. And......

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