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Area woman just going to slip into something comfortable, like the old unhealthy habits she thought she’d abandoned years ago

Contributor to The LeaderApril 16, 2015August 18, 2019

April 16, 2015August 18, 2019

ANNE ARKEY Special to the Lampoon Instructing reporters not to go anywhere, and saying she would be right back, Fredonia student Hannah Mancuso, 21, stepped briefly into the other room Friday in order to slip into something more comfortable — namely the old toxic yet somehow comforting patterns of selfdoubt,......

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Damning report concludes ultimate frisbee team insufficiently ultimate

Contributor to The LeaderApril 16, 2015

April 16, 2015

ANITA TENSION Special to the Lampoon University officials released a statement Thursday saying that an investigation conducted by the university had concluded that the ultimate frisbee team was just not ultimate enough. “At best,” said a somber representative, “we can call the team ‘super,’ or maybe ‘really great.’ But to......

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Area customer revealed as funny

Contributor to The LeaderApril 16, 2015

April 16, 2015

ANNE ARKEY Special to the Lampoon After three consecutive attempts to scan the barcode on a case of 12 water bottles failed on Friday, gas station customer Mark Darrow, 43, was struck by a bolt of pure, unadulterated comic genius and put forth the theory that the item must be......

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Bill Nye looks to ‘change the game’ in Fredonia v Nye/Cornell Ultimate scrimmages

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015September 1, 2019

April 10, 2015September 1, 2019

SEAN MCGRATH Sports Editor First, he came to Fredonia in an effort to “change the world.” But, this past Saturday, Bill Nye donned the Cornell University red and looked to become a gamechanger with their men’s ultimate frisbee team. In preparation for a run to the National......

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Art historians outraged at erasure of library cubicle graffiti

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015

April 10, 2015

ANNE ARKEY Special to the Lampoon Students who frequent the the cubicles in the back of Reed Library may have noticed a difference this past week: the art is gone. No, you didn’t read that wrong. In a decision some art historians are calling “blasphemous,” the university took......

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The Lampoon presents: A brief meditation on the healing power of ABBA

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015

April 10, 2015

ALLIE MARCY Special to the Lampoon Is there a single soul that isn’t lifted up by the opening bars of “Dancing Queen?” If so, why are you afraid to feel pure joy? Is it because it’s fleeting and only lasts three minutes and 51 seconds? All you need to......

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Five signs I might be microaggressing and how I plan to stop if I get the time

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015

April 10, 2015

A CONCERNED CITIZEN Special to the Lampoon I see things objectively. While I see where everyone’s coming from, the fact remains that I have a unique perspective which I get from my ability to detach myself from my experiences and circumstances. I’m aware of the world and acknowledge its......

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Secret Fredonia Recipe

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 27, 2015

March 27, 2015

SARA WILD Special to the Lampoon Serves up one happy Fredonian Ingredients Directions 4 cups tradition 1. Take ingredients and mix with an icebreaker 2 cups Thompsons stairs 2. Blend in a handful of learning experiences Pinch of dodging longboarders 3. Mix with a full commuter lot 2 cups cheesy......

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Sallie Mae just emails to remind you it knows where your family lives

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 27, 2015

March 27, 2015

ANNE ARKY Special to the Lampoon WILLIAMSVILLE — Financial company Sallie Mae emailed numerous students last week, including yourself, to drop a friendly reminder that it knows where your family lives and that it has eyes everywhere. The email is nothing new for Sallie Mae, which probably owns you and......

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Area research papers announce plans to write selves

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 27, 2015

March 27, 2015

ANITA TENSION Special to the Lampoon In an unprecedented move, a coalition of every research paper currently assigned to a Fredonia student, including the one currently assigned to you, issued an official statement Monday, announcing their collective plans to write themselves. The statement — which undoubtedly comes as a relief......

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Area woman just going to slip into something comfortable, like the old unhealthy habits she thought she’d abandoned years ago

Damning report concludes ultimate frisbee team insufficiently ultimate

Area customer revealed as funny

Bill Nye looks to ‘change the game’ in Fredonia v Nye/Cornell Ultimate scrimmages

Art historians outraged at erasure of library cubicle graffiti

The Lampoon presents: A brief meditation on the healing power of ABBA

Five signs I might be microaggressing and how I plan to stop if I get the time

Secret Fredonia Recipe

Sallie Mae just emails to remind you it knows where your family lives

Area research papers announce plans to write selves