October 26, 2026
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Drastic price hike comes at drastic cost Martin Shkreli gets financial AIDS

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Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   According to BBC, Martin Shkreli is “the most hated man in America” after he raised the price on Daraprim, a medication used to treat those with weakened immune systems. After he raised the price from $13.50 to $750 per pill, Shkreli faces some unforeseen consequences.......
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Drunk freshman swears he’s ‘not that drunk’

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Special to The Lampoon   Some people just can’t hold their liquor — especially freshmen. Such was proven when a drunken freshman was arrested at the fountain by University Police last week. The freshman, who remains unidentified, was just returning from his first party. According to partygoers, he......
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Planned Parenthood funding reattributed to defense spending

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Reading Time: < 1 minutePHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist   Much controversy has recently surrounded the decision to defund Planned Parenthood. The organization is well-known for its abortion services — though those services are only 3 percent of all that Planned Parenthood offers. Now that the almost $600 million organization has been defunded by the......
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Getting away with murder: drama at the Emmy’s

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Reading Time: 2 minutesANITA DOLLAH Special to the Lampoon   Sunday night’s 67th Emmy award ceremony brought into fruition a number of acting firsts. Jon Hamm earned his first Emmy after being snubbed for more nominations than he has fingers, proving himself just as “Unbreakable” as his role on “Kimmy Schmidt.” HBO’s “Veep” made......
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Vigilante faces time after student is arrested under clock tower

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Reading Time: 3 minutesEMMO Special to The Lampoon A local self-proclaimed vigilante, armed with a black painted airsoft gun, illegally detained a Fredonia student (whose name has not been revealed) last Thursday for standing underneath the clock tower near Thompson Hall. The student raised suspicion with Dunkirk “vigilante” Tracy McAdams who says that......
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