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Planned Parenthood funding reattributed to defense spending

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 29, 2015August 25, 2019

September 29, 2015August 25, 2019

Reading Time: < 1 minutePHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist Much controversy has recently surrounded the decision to defund Planned Parenthood. The organization is well-known for its abortion services — though those services are only 3 percent of all that Planned Parenthood offers. Now that the almost $600 million organization has been defunded by the......

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Getting away with murder: drama at the Emmy’s

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 29, 2015

September 29, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesANITA DOLLAH Special to the Lampoon Sunday night’s 67th Emmy award ceremony brought into fruition a number of acting firsts. Jon Hamm earned his first Emmy after being snubbed for more nominations than he has fingers, proving himself just as “Unbreakable” as his role on “Kimmy Schmidt.” HBO’s “Veep” made......

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Fred Onia’s Fall fashion line plays with bad taste

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 29, 2015September 1, 2019

September 29, 2015September 1, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesCOKO SHAN ELLE Special to The Lampoon The temperature is dropping and so are our mouths over Fred Onia’s new fall collection. This line is gonna be hot, hot, hot — even though it will be rainy and cold outside. I asked the designer himself at the preview show......

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Fredonia’s Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 29, 2015

September 29, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesMISSY FEOLA Special to The Lampoon Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20) Do you feel like you’re being watched lately? Well, it’s because you are. You are currently starring in a spontaneous episode of Big Brother. SURPRISE! Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19) What’s that smell? Oh, that’s just......

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Vigilante faces time after student is arrested under clock tower

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 29, 2015

September 29, 2015

Reading Time: 3 minutesEMMO Special to The Lampoon A local self-proclaimed vigilante, armed with a black painted airsoft gun, illegally detained a Fredonia student (whose name has not been revealed) last Thursday for standing underneath the clock tower near Thompson Hall. The student raised suspicion with Dunkirk “vigilante” Tracy McAdams who says that......

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As seen on Yik Yak: Gossip Squirrel follows Fredonia’s socialites

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 29, 2015

September 29, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesPHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist Over the last few days, Yik Yak has been aghast with news of a squirrel following important Fredonia figures. Gossip Squirrel, as the handle states, is climbing in your windows and snatching your people up. “Is V getting coffee with H? Or is it something......

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The nightmare on Trump Street Bloody Mary folklore also applicable to Donald Trump’s name

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015September 9, 2019

September 25, 2015September 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesDEVON HEADLEY Special to The Lampoon There is a myth that dates all the way back to June 16, 2015. Many people are terrified of this tale — they wouldn’t dare say this man’s name because of the fear of being haunted by his ghastly hairpiece. This tale was......

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Study finds many campus art installations are ugly

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015

September 25, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutes[metaslider id=3252] When I was first starting at Fredonia, I remarked on how lovely the campus was. The grass was green, the stoners were smoking, and the landscape was bare as could be. Seemingly overnight, piles of metal, wood and literal garbage started to appear on campus, and no one......

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Rural Glossary: Fredonia’s version of ‘Urban Dictionary’

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015August 18, 2019

September 25, 2015August 18, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Special to The Lampoon Since people are often unsure of how to define certain places around campus, here’s a nifty little dictionary to help when someone asks you “What’s that?” Cranston Marche: In the upper level of the University Commons, this all-you-can-eat buffet serves breakfast, lunch......

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From oil change to oil paint Former drunk bus follows artistic passions

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015

September 25, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMO Special to The Lampoon Named after former Pittsburgh Steeler running back and Hall-of-Famer Jerome “The Bus” Bettis, Jerome Thestreets, better known as “the drunk bus,” quit unexpectedly from his position as the weekend nighttime transportation at Fredonia. “I’m tired of it! Too many nights I’ve dealt with barely-conscious idiots......

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Planned Parenthood funding reattributed to defense spending

Getting away with murder: drama at the Emmy’s

Fred Onia’s Fall fashion line plays with bad taste

Fredonia’s Horoscopes

Vigilante faces time after student is arrested under clock tower

As seen on Yik Yak: Gossip Squirrel follows Fredonia’s socialites

The nightmare on Trump Street Bloody Mary folklore also applicable to Donald Trump’s name

Study finds many campus art installations are ugly

Rural Glossary: Fredonia’s version of ‘Urban Dictionary’

From oil change to oil paint Former drunk bus follows artistic passions