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Local man turned away from Sunny’s for suspiciously valid ID

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 1, 2014August 25, 2019

October 1, 2014August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTARA DACTYL Special to The Lampoon Fredonia Village police arrived on the scene as a noisy dispute took place outside of Sunny’s this past Thursday. Sunny’s, Fredonia’s premier social bar, is located on Water Street next to the critically acclaimed Club 35. The dispute, which happened around 11:30 p.m., was......

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Expectations vs. Reality of Starting a New Semester

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 24, 2014

September 24, 2014

Reading Time: 2 minutesKELLY CANER Staff Lampoonist Excessive Drinking Expectation: You are a Sophomore now, so basically you’re a high functioning member of society. You’re above those Freshman days of fermenting your stolen fruit from Cranston. You drink wine and watch documentaries on Netflix. Reality: You are still the raging alcoholic you were......

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Being Awkward: Hot Guys

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 24, 2014

September 24, 2014

Reading Time: 2 minutesAWKWARD ANNIE Special to The Lampoon We’ve all been there before. You’re with your girls coming back from Tim’s with a multigrain grilled cheese and a purple gatorade in hand, and all of the sudden you see him. The man of your dreams, in tight khaki pants and a fitted......

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Ask The Lampoon

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 24, 2014

September 24, 2014

Reading Time: 2 minutesDear Lampoon, Okay. So I had a party this weekend and when I sent out the Facebook invite, I accidentally invited this guy I don’t like. Now it’s Wednesday and he won’t leave me alone. He follows me between classes, messages me every few hours, and was waiting outside my......

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Sex and the SUNY: 5 Things to Know when Dating in College

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 17, 2014

September 17, 2014

Reading Time: 2 minutesKELLY CANER Lampoonist 1. Location, Location, Location! Dating requires one very important aspect: going on dates. But since we’re in college, and none of us are in position to be swaggin on over to Bob Evans with piles of cash, we have to improvise. The Fredonia campus provides a plethora......

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Eye contact accidentally made in computer lab

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 17, 2014

September 17, 2014

Reading Time: 2 minutesLEO FRANK Lampoon Editor Fredonia student Amanda Carson says she’d been writing a paper in the McEwen computer lab for only half an hour on Monday when she accidentally let her eyes meet those of a man working across from her. “Oh, goddamnit,” Carson said ten minutes later. “I think......

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Apple announces newest piece of tech “iRaq”

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 17, 2014

September 17, 2014

Reading Time: < 1 minuteMATT PERLOFF Special to The Leader CUPERTINO, CA — Last week at their annual press conference, Apple leaders excitedly revealed a new device, iRaq. Marking 13 years since the first generation iPod, they showed off many of the device’s new features, namely remote control capabilities. “A very exciting feature of......

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Top 5 Ways Bill Nye and I Will Become Best Friends During His Time in Fredonia, in Order of Increasing Preference

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 3, 2014

September 3, 2014

Reading Time: 3 minutesPicture from courtesy of thelostogle.com LEO FRANK Lampoon Editor In two weeks, beloved scientist, educator, entertainer and activist Bill Nye will be in Fredonia giving a speech. While this is certainly exciting for the university and the community, it is even more exciting for me, because Bill Nye and I......

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Sex and the SUNY: …Or is this just fantasy?

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 3, 2014

September 3, 2014

Reading Time: 2 minutesKELLY CANER Staff Writer I raised an eyebrow as my silver fox chiropractor was lathering Biofreeze into my childbearing hips. He was rambling on and on about realigning my spine, but the only thing that needed realigning was his full, enticing mustache onto my lips. I kept drifting off into......

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