The Leader

A thank you letter from your colon: Recent sewage disaster forces campus-wide Willy C fast

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Reading Time: 2 minutesV. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist    Dear Innkeeper,   As you know, we essentially have one of the most intimate relationships anyone can ever experience. You’ve shared your deepest darkest desires with me, whether I asked to know them or not. One of which, if you don’t mind me mentioning, is...

Making Kaepernickuragua great again: Quarterback turns conquistador, gets own country

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Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   Lately, all the rage and the subject of American grandmothers’ posts have revolved around San Fransisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Kaepernick, a Scorpio from birth, sat during the national anthem during a pre-season NFL game. People at the stadium were enjoying their day at the...

If you can’t beat them, join them: Top Republicans abandon the GOP

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor   In this election year, every day ushers some new and wild story. After months of a rocky and uncertain alliance, prominent members of the Republican Party have decided to change their voter registration to the Democratic Party. Prominent conservatives like House Speaker Paul Ryan and...

Commentary: Bills may have won offseason, but have lost preseason: Injuries and suspensions among big storylines in Bills camp

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Reading Time: 2 minutesCURTIS HENRY Assistant Sports Editor   It was hardly more than two months ago that Rex Ryan was standing at the podium and proclaiming that the Buffalo Bills had “won the offseason.” One could make the case that Ryan had a valid point. The Bills’ starters and nucleus of the...

Women’s soccer features veterans and “game changers” for upcoming season

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Reading Time: 3 minutesMORGAN MARSHALL Special to The Leader   On the Wednesday before classes, the Fredonia women’s soccer team’s preseason began. The 2016 team roster has a total of 20 athletes for the current season. The Blue Devils will return with eight players that saw significant minutes last season, a new freshman...

Women’s tennis planning bigger and better year

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Reading Time: 2 minutesBROOKE ATKINS Social Media Manager The Fredonia women’s tennis team is back on the court and ready to start their season with a bang. After ending their last season 6-7 overall, the team has begun their preseason looking for a stronger finish. The women ended their 2015 season in SUNYACs...

Men’s soccer aims for a successful season: Squad adds new players to chase playoff prospects

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Reading Time: 2 minutesANDREW RICHARDSON Special to The Leader   The Fredonia men’s soccer season was a little underwhelming last year, ending the season with a 3-12-3 record. The team looks poised to turn it around this season, though. Electric leading-goal-scorer Parker Healy is back this year among many other seniors. As a...

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