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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 15, 2019

by Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 4 minutesEMMO Staff Lampoonist March 21 – April 19 Get ready to party, because you will win the lottery this week. You should probably set some of that cash aside to replace the car you crashed while scratching off the ticket. April 20 – May 20 Whitney Houston will rise from...

Trumping Kanye’s debt Trump asks West for favors

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 25, 2019

by Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesG. EMMO Staff Lampoonist Donald Trump, in an act of compassion and in the spirit of “making America great again,” has decided to help alleviate Kanye West’s crippling debt — one of the major issues America faces today. Though Trump is notorious for his selfless charity and goodwill, he...

Enter The Church of Deadpool: From box office hit to world religion

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 25, 2019

by Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist When it comes to religion, the first things that come to mind are Christianity, Judaism or Islam. All three of these concepts work, but they’re missing one thing: a loudmouth squeezed into red spandex. Take Ryan Reynolds, slap a red costume on him and give...

Web Exclusive: ‘Right there the whole time’ Police take 12 hours to find murderer

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

by Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor Police are currently investigating the murder of Ray N. Carnation, who was found dead outside of the Williams Center last Friday. Police reports indicate finding the suspect, Jason Johnson, sitting on a bench next to Carnation 12 hours after the shooting. “We practically...

You might be a Hitler How to know if you are der Führer

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

by Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Attention Fredonians: There may be a few Hitlers that walk amongst you. Social scientists claim that everyone makes eye contact with at least three Hitlers per year. However, if you go to school at Fredonia, that number may be a little higher. What causes...

FSA: the pioneers of the meatball sub

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

by Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

Reading Time: < 1 minute HARPER FISCHER Special to the Lampoon The Faculty Student Association recently introduced the revolutionary meatball sub to the Centre Point menu. Never seen before on any menu here on campus, students lined up at the cash register, instead of the ever-popular sub line, to order this brand new...

Lennon’s luscious locks yield musical magic powers Hair sold online — totally worth it

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 15, 2019

by Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes PATRICK BENNETT Special to the Lampoon The Beatles were known for their beautiful melodies, dope harmonization and culturally diverse instrumentation. What many people fail to realize is that it was all due to member John Lennon’s luscious locks. Recently, strands of John Lennon’s real life hair were sold...

FTDO: Brooke Atkins

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 16, 2019

by Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016August 16, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesThis is my first time ever writing a “From the Desk of,” so let’s see how this goes. When I was told that it was my turn and I could choose anything I wanted to write about, my mind began to wonder — how crappy this weather has been, college...

Editorial: The court of the Internet: Guilty until proven innocent?

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016September 2, 2019

by Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016September 2, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutes The court of law has taken the spotlight recently by way of pop singer Kesha’s court case and the Netflix original docu-series, “Making a Murderer,” among other things. But aside from the court of law, we’ve also seen a parallel rise in the court of public opinion, thanks in...

Fredonia Democrats and Republicans endorse candidates Clubs choose Sanders, Rubio and Cruz

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

by Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 24, 2016

Reading Time: 3 minutes GRAPH JAMES T. LILLIN Special to The Leader Fredonia students are outspoken when it comes to politics. Drive around campus and a plethora of bumper stickers, a few T-shirts and various signs in dorm and townhouse windows can be seen espousing student political affiliation. The visibility of student political...

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Horoscopes

Trumping Kanye’s debt Trump asks West for favors

Enter The Church of Deadpool: From box office hit to world religion

Web Exclusive: ‘Right there the whole time’ Police take 12 hours to find murderer

You might be a Hitler How to know if you are der Führer

FSA: the pioneers of the meatball sub

Lennon’s luscious locks yield musical magic powers Hair sold online — totally worth it

FTDO: Brooke Atkins

Editorial: The court of the Internet: Guilty until proven innocent?

Fredonia Democrats and Republicans endorse candidates Clubs choose Sanders, Rubio and Cruz