[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What minor inconvenience will you face?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJACE JACOBSAssistant Editor of The Scallion Hey guys. I don’t know how to start this off but I just want to let everyone know two things: 1. Midterms are quickly approaching and 2. The end is nigh. These things might be related but I’m not entirely sure, mercury is in...
