[SATIRE] Horoscopes: How is your sign getting into the fall spirit?
Reading Time: 3 minutesI hope you’re as excited as I am, but if you’re not, here are ways to get into the fall spirit based on your zodiac sign.
Police Blotter (Issue 1 | Fall 2025)
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe Police Blotter aims to provide information to students, faculty and the community at and around SUNY Fredonia.
PLEASE write for the Scallion
Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor Hi. It’s me. Megan Kidby. Editor of The Scallion, SUNY Fredonia’s premier source for occasionally funny campus satire. And I am writing to you today with a very serious, very desperate plea: Please. For the love of caffeine and creative writing, join The Scallion. I cannot...
We need more squirrels on campus
Reading Time: 2 minutesTALON GRAVES Definitely Not A Hawk As a totally normal, incredibly average SUNY Fredonia student who definitely isn’t a red-tailed hawk perched ominously atop McEwen Hall, I am deeply concerned about the troubling decline of squirrel activity on campus. Let me be clear: this is not just about personal grievances,...
5th Quarter Column: Defense Wins Championships?
Reading Time: 3 minutesMitch Horucy Sports Editor Third-round pick Landon Jackson (#94) rushes the passer during minicamp, Wednesday, June 11, 2025. | Image property of the Buffalo Bills. With offseason workouts underway, fans are getting their first look at the Bills’ 2025 draft class. It was a defense-heavy draft with six of Buffalo’s...
Celebs on campus: 10 icons who have visited Fredonia
by Matt Volz
Reading Time: 6 minutesDespite being a small school in a rural area, Fredonia has been visited by star athletes, iconic bands, entertainment personalities and more.
Lily Dale: A haven of spiritualism, suffrage and history
Reading Time: 3 minutesThis town is a bit different from your regular, run-of-the-mill gated community. It's full of mediums, reiki healers, spiritualists and more.
A guide to Fredonia’s student-run clubs
Reading Time: 2 minutesWhether you’re a new student or a returning one, here are some clubs for you to consider joining if you're looking for an extracurricular.
Tutoring Center provides learning aid for students
Reading Time: 2 minutesIf you are struggling in class, need help writing an essay or doing your math homework, the Tutoring Center is the place to be.
Emma Cockerel: Trading cleats for a whistle
Reading Time: 4 minutesCockerel is continuing her education and returning to coach her old team. But she's influenced Fredonia athletics beyond the field.