Campus Humor

[SATIRE] SUNY Unveils Bold New Strategy to Prepare Students for the Real World

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 7, 2024February 5, 2024

February 7, 2024February 5, 2024

MEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor In a stunning move that has left students scratching their heads and faculty members questioning their life choices, SUNY has announced a revolutionary plan to overhaul its educational system. Brace yourselves, folks, because SUNY is cutting all programs, effectively transforming itself into a “Program-Free Zone.” In......

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[COMIC] Free Man Hill: Sand Castle

Contributor to The LeaderApril 21, 2023April 21, 2023

April 21, 2023April 21, 2023

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[COMIC] Reasonable resolutions

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 13, 2023February 13, 2023

February 13, 2023February 13, 2023

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 12/9

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 9, 2022December 9, 2022

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

AUNT SQUIGGLY Revered medium and Trustee of the Lilydale Community Chamber of Commerce Hello all! You’ve made it to the end of your semester, eh? Very good! Here is what I think you should do to bask in your achievement! Aries: Book a private Seance Session with me, and share......

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[SATIRE] Funk Fever flashes into Fredonia: Flunking finals due to fancy footwork

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 8, 2022December 6, 2022

December 8, 2022December 6, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor The fall semester is coming to a close, and a typical indicator of the season is the image of stressed students trudging from one class to the next, their thoughts full to bursting with half-forgotten class subjects and project deadlines. Oddly enough, however, a new phenomenon......

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[COMIC] Free Man Hill: Burger Wednesday

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 30, 2022November 20, 2022

November 30, 2022November 20, 2022

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[SATIRE] “Same grass, different day” — Local deer speaks out against on-campus food options

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 17, 2022November 16, 2022

November 17, 2022November 16, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor In the last several weeks, it has been made clear to the staff at SUNY Fredonia that the local herd of deer have had enough of the status quo. A great number of deer have been seen wandering the grassy stretches of Fredonia’s campus with more......

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