[COMIC] Bird Scooter Prix
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Campus Humor
[SATIRE] Horoscopes
Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Welcome to your favorite article of the week, Horoscopes! In this edition, I decide which Fredonia activity you should partake in this week. Aries: Email the head of your department and tell them what a fantastic job they’re doing in long, convoluted essay format. Taurus: Reminisce Tim......
[SATIRE] What’s that, Fredonia?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat’s your problem? Like, seriously! What’s wrong with you? MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor This year at SUNY Fredonia, there’s something different about the atmosphere on campus. Namely, everyone seems super stressed and put-down between classes. I, Matthew Baum, took to the streets, eager to seek out just what the major......
[COMIC] Three Man Hill adventures
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[SATIRE] Join the Scallion, save your soul
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Hark, all you who stumble upon this page! It is I, a mere pawn to the Scallion Eternal, and I come bearing the opportunity of a lifetime. I have been sent forward to you! You who would capture the spirit of levity in your mind and......
[SATIRE] Horoscopes: The signs as back to school things
Reading Time: < 1 minuteALYSSA BUMP Editor in Chief Which back to school thing are you based on your astrological sign? Aries: Post-It notes for your so-called to-do lists. Taurus: A green apple smelly pencil that loses its scent in 24 hours. You disgust me. Gemini: A Jansport backpack to hide all of your......
[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which SUNY Fredonia building are you?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hey, incoming students! You’re here because you’re pretty cool. So, I’m making this Scallion article JUST for you (not because Matt asked me to). Welcome to Horoscopes! Aries: McEwen Hall, because everyone loves your reliability. <3 Taurus: Grissom Hall, because you’re loveable at first, but then people......
Comic: Snow Shoveling Sabotage
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[SATIRE] Join the Scallion, you cowards
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Hey. HEY. Listen up, I’m only gonna type this once: Write. For. The. Scallion. There is nothing better than taking 45 minutes or less out of your week to write a silly little article that you make up out of thin air for the college newspaper.......
[SATIRE] Why I’m pissed we have to wear masks
Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag If you live in the United States, or maybe even other places, I’m sure you’ve heard we have to wear masks. This mandate has been in place for a while and it’s caused a bit of a stir. Well, I’ve been ruminating; I don’t think it’s a......