Donald Trump

Uncle Sam is cutting us a check, but will it work?

Contributor to The LeaderApril 26, 2020April 26, 2020

April 26, 2020April 26, 2020

SETH MICHAEL MEYER Staff Writer If you are like me and about 70 million other Americans, by the Treasury Department’s estimates, you may have, or will be receiving a check from the Federal Government in a compensatory consolation for the world being on shutdown. The direct payment to the people,......

News

What the CARES Act means for college students

Contributor to The LeaderApril 3, 2020April 1, 2020

April 3, 2020April 1, 2020

SAMUEL LEWANDOWSKI Special to The Leader President Trump just signed a $2 trillion bill aimed at providing relief for those impacted by coronavirus. As businesses close nationwide, and a record 3.3 million Americans file for unemployment, according to the Department of Labor, Congress worked to pass the CARES Act. According......

Scallion

Gotta admit, he’s got guts: Trump tears off clothes for people standing outside of White House fence

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 18, 2019September 17, 2019

September 18, 2019September 17, 2019

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor Well, you can’t get angry at him for this one. President Trump recently walked to the fence outside of the White House, alarming members of the secret service, and tore his clothes off “down to his undies” reports said. Not even mad; guy has got some......

Scallion

‘We’re ignorian Dorian’ Trump puts the hurricane in time out

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 11, 2019September 11, 2019

September 11, 2019September 11, 2019

DOM MAGISTRO Assistant Scallion Editor As we enter the month with the largest number of hurricanes on average, tropical storms become stronger and stronger. This includes the first ever hurricane to reach Category 5, according to President Trump. In September 2017, Hurricane Irma hit the US, the first of four......

News

Dirty deed duty

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 20, 2019August 25, 2019

March 20, 2019August 25, 2019

HOPE WINTER Special to The Leader A fishy smell has taken over Washington, as the situation with President Donald Trump’s hired hush-money man, Michael Cohen, has stepped forward tainting Trump’s image. “I felt it was my duty to cover up his dirty deeds,” Cohen said, when coming forward about......

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Citrus family sues Colbert for defamation of character

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 27, 2019August 25, 2019

February 27, 2019August 25, 2019

DOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag Stephen Colbert, host of “The Late Show,” recently replied to Donald Trump on Twitter with the words “orange man” in reference to the President’s artificial tan. There is backlash from Florida as a coalition of 32 citrus farmers threaten litigation for defamation of character. “Mr.......

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Police Notters

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 20, 2019August 25, 2019

February 20, 2019August 25, 2019

Friday, Feb. 8 PEPRE Process found dead Friday afternoon. In related case, campus morale has gone missing. Saturday, Feb. 9 Police called to Tim Horton’s to investigate multiple packages of Roll Up the Rim cups stolen. Spokesman estimates that the thief may have gotten away with a......

Scallion

Trump baffles climate change scientists with tweet asking “Where’s global warming?”

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 13, 2019September 9, 2019

February 13, 2019September 9, 2019

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Editor of the Scallion A recent tweet from President Trump has baffled climate change scientists and brought them into a panic. Climate change scientists have begun questioning everything they thought they knew. The tweet was simple, but effective. President Trump said, “Real cold in the North......

Opinion

Howard Schultz’s potential candidacy has Dems shaking in their boots

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2019August 30, 2019

February 8, 2019August 30, 2019

SETH MICHAEL MEYER Staff Columnist Make no mistake: former CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz, may say he is considering running on an Independent presidential ticket in 2020, but he will really be running as a “fiscally-responsible” liberal. The idea of a Schultz independent campaign has Democrats nervous that they......

Scallion

Top 10 Slutty Costumes for Halloween

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 31, 2018August 15, 2019

October 31, 2018August 15, 2019

P.T. PUNKIN Guest Scallyway Well, here we are again. It’s time to go over some slutty costumes that are sure to make an appearance tonight, and for the next week. If you wore any of these over this past weekend . . . jokes on you, sweetie. Slutty Disney......

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Uncle Sam is cutting us a check, but will it work?

What the CARES Act means for college students

Gotta admit, he’s got guts: Trump tears off clothes for people standing outside of White House fence

‘We’re ignorian Dorian’ Trump puts the hurricane in time out

Dirty deed duty

Citrus family sues Colbert for defamation of character

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Trump baffles climate change scientists with tweet asking “Where’s global warming?”

Howard Schultz’s potential candidacy has Dems shaking in their boots

Top 10 Slutty Costumes for Halloween