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Police Notters

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFriday, Feb. 8   PEPRE Process found dead Friday afternoon. In related case, campus morale has gone missing.   Saturday, Feb. 9   Police called to Tim Horton’s to investigate multiple packages of Roll Up the Rim cups stolen. Spokesman estimates that the thief may have gotten away with a......
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Trump baffles climate change scientists with tweet asking “Where’s global warming?”

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Editor of the Scallion   A recent tweet from President Trump has baffled climate change scientists and brought them into a panic. Climate change scientists have begun questioning everything they thought they knew. The tweet was simple, but effective. President Trump said, “Real cold in the North......
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Opinion

Howard Schultz’s potential candidacy has Dems shaking in their boots

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Reading Time: 2 minutesSETH MICHAEL MEYER Staff Columnist   Make no mistake: former CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz, may say he is considering running on an Independent presidential ticket in 2020, but he will really be running as a “fiscally-responsible” liberal. The idea of a Schultz independent campaign has Democrats nervous that they......
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A list of costumes to avoid this spooky season

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesALIAH RICHARDS and AMBER MATTICE Guest Scallywag and Managing Editor   Don’t you hate it when you go out and there’s like three people wearing the same outfit as you? Doesn’t that make you question your sense of style? Do you feel basic? Upset? SUPER annoyed? We’re assuming you said......
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News

Kavanaugh sexual assault allegations: Calamitous for GOP, motivation by anger for social movements

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Reading Time: 3 minutesJOSH RANNEY News Editor   National headlines for the past two weeks or so have been abuzz with one story: the hearings on Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh. Brett Kavanaugh, Judge of the Appeals Court of Washington D.C., was nominated to the Supreme Court this past July by President Donald......
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Opinion

Fredonia taught me how to listen

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesVICTOR SCHMITT-BUSH Assistant News Editor   I’ll admit it. On Jan. 20, 2017, I was ecstatic. It was the day of Donald Trump’s inauguration. Few things in life could have satisfied me more than to see the devastated looks on the faces of every Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders supporter.......
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Trump schemes with long lost twin to get North and South Korea back together: “Donald, you and I are like . . . twins!”

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  EMMA PATTERSON Editor of The Scallion   A disturbing but otherwise entertaining series of events has resulted in President Donald Trump accidentally reuniting with his long-lost twin brother, Donald 2, at summer camp. Though their relationship was initially bumpy — “The guy dumped chocolate syrup all over my head,”......
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News

Trump’s first international militaristic endeavor: bomb Syria

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSH RANNEY Assistant News Editor   Streaks of light from both missiles and anti-aircraft fire lit up the skies over central and southern Syria two weeks ago. The American missile strike was carried out along with support from allied forces from the United Kingdom and France. Threats and discussion of......
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