Donald Trump

A list of costumes to avoid this spooky season

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 24, 2018September 2, 2019

October 24, 2018September 2, 2019

ALIAH RICHARDS and AMBER MATTICE Guest Scallywag and Managing Editor Don’t you hate it when you go out and there’s like three people wearing the same outfit as you? Doesn’t that make you question your sense of style? Do you feel basic? Upset? SUPER annoyed? We’re assuming you said......

News

Saudi-American journalist killed in Turkey, the world reacts

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 24, 2018August 16, 2019

October 24, 2018August 16, 2019

JOSH RANNEY News Editor It seems that these days, there is a hand around the throat of the free press. In a graphic series of events over the past couple weeks, this has been found to be all too real. On Oct. 2, Washington Post columnist, Jamal Khashoggi, was......

News

Kavanaugh sexual assault allegations: Calamitous for GOP, motivation by anger for social movements

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 3, 2018August 25, 2019

October 3, 2018August 25, 2019

JOSH RANNEY News Editor National headlines for the past two weeks or so have been abuzz with one story: the hearings on Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh. Brett Kavanaugh, Judge of the Appeals Court of Washington D.C., was nominated to the Supreme Court this past July by President Donald......

Opinion

Fredonia taught me how to listen

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 12, 2018September 2, 2019

September 12, 2018September 2, 2019

VICTOR SCHMITT-BUSH Assistant News Editor I’ll admit it. On Jan. 20, 2017, I was ecstatic. It was the day of Donald Trump’s inauguration. Few things in life could have satisfied me more than to see the devastated looks on the faces of every Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders supporter.......

Scallion

Trump schemes with long lost twin to get North and South Korea back together: “Donald, you and I are like . . . twins!”

Contributor to The LeaderMay 9, 2018September 9, 2019

May 9, 2018September 9, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Editor of The Scallion A disturbing but otherwise entertaining series of events has resulted in President Donald Trump accidentally reuniting with his long-lost twin brother, Donald 2, at summer camp. Though their relationship was initially bumpy — “The guy dumped chocolate syrup all over my head,”......

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Trump’s first international militaristic endeavor: bomb Syria

Contributor to The LeaderApril 25, 2018August 16, 2019

April 25, 2018August 16, 2019

JOSH RANNEY Assistant News Editor Streaks of light from both missiles and anti-aircraft fire lit up the skies over central and southern Syria two weeks ago. The American missile strike was carried out along with support from allied forces from the United Kingdom and France. Threats and discussion of......

Scallion

The FBI reveals what they found under Michael Cohen’s bed: ‘It is beyond description’

Contributor to The LeaderApril 25, 2018August 25, 2019

April 25, 2018August 25, 2019

MORGAN HENDERSON Staff Scallywag The FBI searched Michael Cohen’s hotel room a few days ago in search of evidence that he bribed people in the sex industry for Donald Trump. They found more than the evidence they were hoping to find. On his bedside table they found pornagraphic magazines......

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Troops are being sent to the southern border

Contributor to The LeaderApril 11, 2018August 16, 2019

April 11, 2018August 16, 2019

SETH MICHAEL MEYER Assistant News Editor In a controversial move to protect the southern border, President Donald Trump announced in a memorandum Thursday that he would send members of the National Guard to protect the 1,254-mile border. In the memo, many arguments were made to support the decision made by......

Scallion

Mar-A-Lago: Where Russian operatives are at your service: Trump’s latest oblivious nightmare (or success?)

Contributor to The LeaderApril 4, 2018September 9, 2019

April 4, 2018September 9, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag This past weekend, affluent members of the esteemed Palm Beach Mar-a-Lago were surprised to learn that their stay was magnificent, due to the hard work of Russian operatives posing as butlers. “When we booked our overnight stay at the resort we were met with beautiful......

Scallion

Donald Trump is lava because he is literally “untouchable”

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 7, 2018September 9, 2019

March 7, 2018September 9, 2019

JACKIE SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag When Donald Trump decided to run for president, many people began waiting for him to trip on the thin ice he had already been skating on. That entertaining spectacle, however, has yet to happen. Although it was originally thought improbable that he would actually become......

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A list of costumes to avoid this spooky season

Saudi-American journalist killed in Turkey, the world reacts

Kavanaugh sexual assault allegations: Calamitous for GOP, motivation by anger for social movements

Fredonia taught me how to listen

Trump schemes with long lost twin to get North and South Korea back together: “Donald, you and I are like . . . twins!”

Trump’s first international militaristic endeavor: bomb Syria

The FBI reveals what they found under Michael Cohen’s bed: ‘It is beyond description’

Troops are being sent to the southern border

Mar-A-Lago: Where Russian operatives are at your service: Trump’s latest oblivious nightmare (or success?)

Donald Trump is lava because he is literally “untouchable”