June 2, 2026
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The Leader

Donald Trump

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Trump’s aides are no match for the terrible twos

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor   It was all hands on deck at the country’s busiest day-care center — the White House — this weekend. The president’s aides were determined to do whatever they could to keep everyone’s favorite man-child, Donald Trump, away from everyone’s favorite psycho, Vladimir Putin, at......
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Life & Arts

The Cure for the Common Comedy has been found: The Second City brings plenty of laughs in time for Family Weekend

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesTEISHA MCELFRESH Special to The Leader   Last Friday night, The Second City Touring Group kicked off Family Weekend by bringing the phrase “laughter is the best medicine” to Fredonia. As the weather is starting to cool off and summer is behind us, the troupe’s famous improvisation and anecdotal jokes......
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A nation divided

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion   America could handle the rampant racism, gun violence, embryo murders and McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce riots, but there is no possible way a nation could withstand the most divisive question since the dawn of computers: “How is the abbreviated form of the graphics interchange......
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Trump dedicates golf trophy to Puerto Rico

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion   After Marshall Mathers’ scathing freestyle of his policies, President Donald Trump released a press statement announcing that his newest trophy from Mar-A-Lago would be dedicated to the victims of the disastrous series of hurricanes which struck Puerto Rico recently. Minutes after the press......
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It’s a “no way” for Jose: Trump puts the hurricane in timeout

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   The most decorated fight in United States history happened last week. It wasn’t the highly televised and clear cash grab that was the Mayweather-McGregor fight, but rather the fight between hurricane Irma and Jose. Jose ultimately lost the fight as brony and President Donald Trump......
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Confederate statues replaced with ‘90s television stars

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutes  EMMA PATTERSON Assistant Lampoon Editor   Many southern states announced last week that all confederate statues and monuments will be replaced with ‘90s television stars over the next few days. This announcement was met with little-to-no controversy as a representative from the White House explained the reason behind the......
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Opinion

Nonviolence Isn’t Always Easy, But We Should Practice It Anyway

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesJames Lillin STAFF WRITER   The grotesque violence in Charlottesville, Virginia, has cast a shadow over the lives of many Americans, as a White Supremacist protester drove his car into a crowd of anti-racist protestors, murdering 32-year-old Helen Heyer and injuring at least 19 others. Many argue that the heavily-armed,......
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Millions apply for disability after staring right into the solar eclipse

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Lampoonist It was a bizarre day Aug. 21. Early in the morning lightning struck Old Main Drive, almost killing one student who had been stumbling back to campus, drunk. One might think Ben Frenklyn was lucky to escape the lightning, but that very same day he went......
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