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Period Party: Women’s Herstory Month

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 8, 2017

March 8, 2017

BETHANY CLANCY Staff Writer The start of March brings the start of a very important month for the Fredonia Feminists: Women’s History Month or “Herstory Month.” March 2 kicked off Herstory Month with a “Period Party” as the opening ceremony of events in the MPR. This......

Scallion

Police Notter March 8

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 8, 2017

March 8, 2017

KILGORE TROUT Guest Lampoonist Monday, Feb. 27, 2017 3:53 p.m. A raccoon was reportedly behaving suspiciously near Gregory Hall. Rock E. Raccoon, age 2, was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of people food. 5:12 p.m. An alarm was tripped in the vacant Erie Hall. Upon investigation,......

News

A historic new lowering: On-campus room rates to be reduced

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 8, 2017

March 8, 2017

JORDAN PATTERSON News Editor For the first time in Fredonia’s history, the University will be lowering the cost for on-campus living. “Why not right now?” Vice President for Student Affairs Cedric Howard said when asked about the timing of the reduction. The price for a double-standard bedroom is currently......

News

No slush, no problem: Ninth annual Slush Rush returns

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2017August 18, 2019

March 1, 2017August 18, 2019

ANGELINA DOHRE Staff Writer Just before Spring Break gives students a chance to breathe, the Slush Rush will give them an opportunity to run until they’re out of breath. Returning for its ninth year, Fredonia’s annual 5K race will be held on March 5, beginning at 9 a.m. The......

News

Rock Out For Cancer returns to raise money for St. Jude

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2017August 15, 2019

March 1, 2017August 15, 2019

JAMES LILLIN and COLIN PERRY Staff Writer and Editor in Chief Fredonia for St. Jude’s annual Rock Out for Cancer event is returning to campus on March 4. The event, slated for 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. in the Williams Center MPR, is a benefit with all proceeds going......

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Trump travel ban receives coveted 5-star rating from ISIS: Dayum! That’s a great ban!

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 15, 2017

February 15, 2017

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist The severely outdated and irrelevant restaurant-locating website Yelp just received news that an organization had awarded Trump’s travel ban five stars. The totally peaceful and fun-loving organization that distributed the perfect rating? ISIS. News had broke that ISIS gave Trump’s travel ban the coveted five-star......

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Dumpster diver wins Honda Civic

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 15, 2017

February 15, 2017

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Local student Buffrey Groucho was dumpster diving last Thursday when he found an old Tim Hortons cup, unrolled. He had no intention of finding any cups. He just truly cares about the environment, and really wanted to make sure there were no......

Life & Arts

Q&A Sydney Flanagan: Fredonia Feminists reflect intersectional and supportive feminism on campus

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 15, 2017

February 15, 2017

AMBER MATTICE Life & Arts Editor Groups on campus are constantly changing and evolving alongside the changing values and messages associated with them. Fredonia Feminists, formerly known as Women’s Student Union, has done exactly this by changing their name to reflect the values of its members.......

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Exclusive: Trump’s upcoming executive orders for next week; President flexes a little too hardcore?

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2017September 9, 2019

February 8, 2017September 9, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist A drunk uncle flipped the beer pong table at his niece’s graduation party this past summer. He was flexing his testosterone and booze-fueled strength by exerting maximum force on the table. Now, President Donald Trump is flexing maximum force on the people......

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Mexico unveils plans for border staircase

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2017August 25, 2019

February 8, 2017August 25, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist In a shocking turn of events last week, President Donald Trump claimed that he would actually start to move forward with what the general public thought was just a really dumb, horrifying joke: the construction of the U.S.-Mexico border wall. Obviously, this announcement has......

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Period Party: Women’s Herstory Month

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A historic new lowering: On-campus room rates to be reduced

No slush, no problem: Ninth annual Slush Rush returns

Rock Out For Cancer returns to raise money for St. Jude

Trump travel ban receives coveted 5-star rating from ISIS: Dayum! That’s a great ban!

Dumpster diver wins Honda Civic

Q&A Sydney Flanagan: Fredonia Feminists reflect intersectional and supportive feminism on campus

Exclusive: Trump’s upcoming executive orders for next week; President flexes a little too hardcore?

Mexico unveils plans for border staircase