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Surreal Baldwin portrayal replaces surreal president at WHCD

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Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist   He’s back, folks! Alec Baldwin, the actor most notably known for his surreal portrayal of Donald Trump on “Saturday Night Live” (among other roles, but let’s be real, this is his best), is slated to replace Trump at the head of the White House Correspondents’......
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A historic new lowering: On-campus room rates to be reduced

Reading Time: 3 minutesJORDAN PATTERSON News Editor   For the first time in Fredonia’s history, the University will be lowering the cost for on-campus living. “Why not right now?” Vice President for Student Affairs Cedric Howard said when asked about the timing of the reduction. The price for a double-standard bedroom is currently......
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No slush, no problem: Ninth annual Slush Rush returns

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Reading Time: 2 minutesANGELINA DOHRE Staff Writer   Just before Spring Break gives students a chance to breathe, the Slush Rush will give them an opportunity to run until they’re out of breath. Returning for its ninth year, Fredonia’s annual 5K race will be held on March 5, beginning at 9 a.m. The......
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Trump travel ban receives coveted 5-star rating from ISIS: Dayum! That’s a great ban!

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Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   The severely outdated and irrelevant restaurant-locating website Yelp just received news that an organization had awarded Trump’s travel ban five stars. The totally peaceful and fun-loving organization that distributed the perfect rating? ISIS. News had broke that ISIS gave Trump’s travel ban the coveted five-star......
Life & Arts

Q&A Sydney Flanagan: Fredonia Feminists reflect intersectional and supportive feminism on campus

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Reading Time: 3 minutes      AMBER MATTICE Life & Arts Editor   Groups on campus are constantly changing and evolving alongside the changing values and messages associated with them. Fredonia Feminists, formerly known as Women’s Student Union, has done exactly this by changing their name to reflect the values of its members.......
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Exclusive: Trump’s upcoming executive orders for next week; President flexes a little too hardcore?

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Reading Time: 3 minutes      PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   A drunk uncle flipped the beer pong table at his niece’s graduation party this past summer. He was flexing his testosterone and booze-fueled strength by exerting maximum force on the table. Now, President Donald Trump is flexing maximum force on the people......

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