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Elon Musk does stupid crap so regularly, we’ve made a MadLibs-style article to cover him

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUMScallion Editor Elon Musk is not new to criticism. In his time as a public figure and the wealthiest person on the face of the planet, he has regularly made waves in the media by not realizing the responsibility he has as a public figure and the wealthiest person......
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[SATIRE] Things at Fredonia that would probably kill Prince Philip

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Reading Time: 3 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag [EDITOR’S NOTE: This article was written a week before and published a day before Prince Philip died. The timing was not intentional, and The Leader staff expresses its best wishes to the royal family.] Prince Philip looks like he’s just barely hanging in there. Google him,......
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[SATIRE] Biden moves to block Panama Canal in act of solidarity with Europe

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor It was announced on Thursday that President Biden is meeting with his cabinet about the plausibility of forcing a stop in the Panama Canal. Experts say it seems like this action is supposed to parallel the recent blocking of the Suez Canal, which recently wrapped up......
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[SATIRE] (Inspiring!) Local child works in sweatshop to afford hospital bill

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag In the modern era, we as Americans ask ourselves, which is more important?  Being a red-blooded AMERICAN or a diaper-wearing communist?  Sometimes I look at the people and think it’s a shame how brainwashed they are. The president of the free world is a communist and......
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[SATIRE] Conservative convention planners shape floor layout into a Hindu symbol of prosperity

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Once again, the whiners that are so prevalent in the liberal media have caused a stink over something that’s harmless and even inspiring, all for the sake of cancelling conservative values in the U.S.  The beloved super-Pac People for the Corporations had planned a conservative convention......
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[SATIRE] President Biden announces “Drugs are cool now!”

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAKScallion Editor At a press conference on Sunday, press secretary Jen Psaki was talking about nuclear weapon deals or something when the president made a surprise appearance. Reporters in the room say that he had a confused, jumbled look, and had some sort of white powder beneath his nose.......
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Kayne can still win the election! Don’t give up!

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag You IDIOTS did it again, huh? You squandered the election to some idiots. The two party system fails the will of the people. Polls showed that over 90 percent of Americans wanted Kanye West for the presidency. Before you fake-news fans say it — yes, that......
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An open dialogue: Union Ghost vs. High School Student

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag We are here at the Scallion always to further intelligent discussion. In light of the ever-ongoing topic of the Confederate flag within America, I have invited the ghost of the Union Colonel Eugene B. Beaumont. Beaumont trained soldiers in Washington in 1861 and received a medal......

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