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March 31, 2025
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[SATIRE] SUNY Fredonia’s “Minors” email sparks panic

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Hot damn, he was right: Joe Biden actually is a bunch of ferrets in a trench coat

Contributor to The Leader
MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor As shocking as it is, one of Donald Trump’s conspiracy theories has been proven true.  Democratic candidate Joe Biden is not a man, but instead a hard-working group of ferrets imitating the former vice president.  This has come as a shock to the international community,......
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[SATIRE] Seasonal depression forces Fredonia students back to their comfort media once again

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MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor Well, it’s that time of year again.  The leaves are coming down, the temperature is dropping and the morale of students attending SUNY Fredonia is also taking a nosedive. With the change of seasons into the colder months, there is a perturbing, but not wholly......
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“So much for the tolerant left…” Racist says after leftist calls him a racist

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JAY BYRONGuest Scallywag We ask hard-hitting questions here at The Scallion.  One question we have been mulling over in our head since the dawn of time is: “Who is the snowflake?” We realize, though, that this may be too deep and difficult of a question to be asking in general.......
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[SATIRE] Wow, thank you: FSA has been providing us with free penicillin in our food!

Contributor to The Leader
MATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor It’s no secret to the students here at SUNY Fredonia that our school’s first priority is the wellbeing of us as residents. We are provided expert medical care, our words have an impact on the culture at school and they have the decency to prepare......
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