March 6, 2026
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[SATIRE] Seasonal depression forces Fredonia students back to their comfort media once again

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor Well, it’s that time of year again.  The leaves are coming down, the temperature is dropping and the morale of students attending SUNY Fredonia is also taking a nosedive. With the change of seasons into the colder months, there is a perturbing, but not wholly......
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Hey guys, it’s me, token MAGA hat guy

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag It’s me, the token MAGA hat guy on campus, coming at you this election year to remind you of the various values we, as smart conservatives, have.  Far-left communist sleepy Joe Biden and open Antifa card-carrying member Kamala Harris are trying to make all citizens of......
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THE SCALLION MEGA CAGE MATCH 3000 FOR THE WHITEHOUSE

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 4 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAKEditor of the Scallion This election has been everything BUT calm. We have seen candidates tear each other apart, both literally and figuratively. We still cannot find all the pieces of Steve Bullock, because of the BRUTAL takedown by Amy Klobuchar. To say that this election has been confusing......
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“So much for the tolerant left…” Racist says after leftist calls him a racist

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONGuest Scallywag We ask hard-hitting questions here at The Scallion.  One question we have been mulling over in our head since the dawn of time is: “Who is the snowflake?” We realize, though, that this may be too deep and difficult of a question to be asking in general.......
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[SATIRE] Wow, thank you: FSA has been providing us with free penicillin in our food!

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor It’s no secret to the students here at SUNY Fredonia that our school’s first priority is the wellbeing of us as residents. We are provided expert medical care, our words have an impact on the culture at school and they have the decency to prepare......
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