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HANNAH BLIDY

Staff Scallywag

aries: (you are small in this scenario) hello littel tiney babie you are small! !!!!

taurus: ~~~~~~~~~living lifeeeeee <3

gemini: move it move it babey i know u love to dance!

cancer: squeak squeak lil mousey babie so small!!!!!!!!!

leo: nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy’s!!!!!! WHA

virgo: babie little babie

libra: emo phase making a come back huh?

scorpio: agghhhhhghh!!!!!!!!!! punch somethin’!!!!!

sagittarius: you just lost the game.

capricorn: i like writing the horoscopes in chaos mode.

aquarius: queso queso queso queso queso 

pisces: boopsie! just gotcha!!!!!!!!! heehehehehehehehe

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